I Rely on You, Let the Scum Attack the Crematorium [Quickly Wear]

This article will be posted to V next Monday, November 8th, and will be updated three times by then~ Author demining: 1. Kuai Chuan, Shou is a real rabbit spirit, over 500 years old, looks like an adult, silly and sweet but can live independently. 2. Feeling is a crybaby, the kind that makes noises and fuss. 3. The attacks are all Lobo, but the crematorium does not necessarily only have genuine attacks. 4. When attacking or receiving double C, don't ask. Hu Tutu is a beautiful little crybaby. Not only is he stupid, he is also timid and crybaby. One day, he was bound to a scumbag counterattack system, and the mission required him to carry out counterattacks and crematorium plots against scumbags in N worlds. Little crybaby: But he (Zha Gong) looks cold and ruthless, I'm afraid... Wuwuwuwu~~ System: Don't be afraid! Let me teach you, stare at him fiercely, and say to him firmly, "Let's break up!" The little girl cries with a milky voice: Humph! Scumbag! I... I don't want you anymore! I want to share it with you! Hand! Zha Gong has a cold face: You say it again? Little Crying Bag: I said... I want... Oooooooooo~~~He is so fierce! Zha Gong sighed: Stop making trouble. Didn't you say you were going to have kaiseki cuisine yesterday? I have prepared all the ingredients. I also sent a private flight to pick up the chef. Can we have it tonight? Little crybaby: Then... Hier... I... Can also... Break up tomorrow. To Lobo, Hututu is just a beautiful toy. Although not smart, she is pretty and well-behaved, which makes her worry-free. But I don't know which day started, the little beauty turned into a delicate bag. He shouted to break up every day without saying anything, and his eyes were red from crying at every turn. Like a poor little rabbit who was bullied. What else can I do? I have to pet the delicate girl I got back on my knees. At first, Lobo just wanted to coax him more and spend more time with him. Later—— As long as this squeamish guy doesn't mention breaking up anymore or calls other men a good brother with a silly smile, he can give him his life. Xiaobai is attacked by X bullies, and Xiaobai Rabbit x Carrot CP, Shou is a crybaby and not smart from the beginning to the end. Pre-collection 1 "After the scumbag overturned, he picked up the group favorite script" Xiao Xingxing has been fighting in the infinite space for many years, and finally passed the level. With the permission of the Lord God, he can take all the wealth accumulated in the past level to find a comfortable small world to "live his old age". I wanted to live a life of eating, drinking, and shopping without caring about worldly affairs. Unexpectedly, many years of occupational diseases made him unable to hold back for a while, and he helped several cannon fodder male supporting actors in the new world. As a result, these scumbag attackers who were supposed to end tragically in the original plot became—— Movie king, popular singer, famous director—— During a variety show live broadcast, the host invited these three popular traffic figures for interviews at the same time. When asked about the first love of several male idols... Movie King: The person I loved most didn't mind that I was impoverished and precarious. Our happiest time was in the cheap rental house outside the movie city. Singer: The person I loved the most, he didn't mind that I didn't even have a regular job, but he would secretly save all the money he earned from his part-time job and buy me the best guitar. Director: The person I used to love the most, he didn't mind that I only talked about my ideals every day and often came home drunk. My best memory is that every time I woke up with a hangover, he took care of me all night and fell asleep on the head of the bed. Host: Can I take the liberty to ask, how did you guys break up? The actor burst into tears: When the hospital called me to tell me that he was critically ill, I was at the Golden X Awards and missed it. The singer's eyes were red: That day was the launch of my new record. Later I found out that he was seriously ill, but he kept it secret from me. The director choked with sobs in his throat: For the sponsor of the new script, I left him in the hospital. Host: Are they all terminally ill? Best Actor: It's leukemia. Singer: It's blood cancer. Director: ... Me too. Host: Oh haha! In fact, this is a story about how everyone in the group fell in love accidentally. Advance payment 2 "Has His Majesty the Emperor been on trending searches today?" --(Modern monarch background) Qi Ruijia is the youngest prince of the Qi Kingdom. He had not been smart since he was a child, and was not favored by the late emperor. He had already escaped from the vortex of future imperial power struggles. Eating, drinking, sleeping, playing video games, and catching up on new shows every day are the most inconspicuous things in the palace. He thought he could live such a plain and ordinary life until his death. Unexpectedly, overnight, something unexpected happened in the palace, and he suddenly became the only heir to the throne of the entire Qi Kingdom. Even if he has ten thousand reluctances, But the regent pushed him to the throne despite all the opposition. People all over the world rumored that the regent Yan Huaiyuan controlled the government, monopolized power, and was ruthless. Just like his last name, he is simply a living hell king. They all speculated that Qi Ruijia might not be able to take the throne this winter. As everyone knows, the little emperor is also waiting for this day. Small theater: Little Emperor: Zhaocai, why don't you think the guy named Yan still rebels? Is it because he also likes me a little bit? The little eunuch attracts wealth: ... I don't know. Little Emperor: Extravagant, lustful, stupid and incompetent, I am scolded to death by those unscrupulous people on trending searches every day! ~Would you like to add more debauchery? Zhaocai: Isn't this... Bad? The little emperor took out his mobile phone, logged into Weibo, posted a cute selfie with the two-meter by four-meter luxury dragon bed behind him, and left a message: [The lonely palace is late for spring, and I have decided to choose a concubine. What do you think, my dear friends? That night, the regent and the emperor discussed state affairs in the palace and stayed away all night... The next morning. The little emperor lay on the dragon bed crying: to attract wealth, to convey my will, and to select the concubine yesterday... Forget it, let me convey the imperial doctor first! Intention: Love is to be treated sincerely