My Heavenly Master, My Partner Is Evil

[End of full text] Question: Do you have any secrets that you hide from your partner? Song Yixing: Thank you for the invitation. My job is to be a metaphysical master, but my target is an atheist. I've kept this secret from my partner for three years and don't know how to speak. Too difficult Zhai Yan: Thank you, non-human The object of the conversation becomes so perplexed :) — During the three years that Song Yixing and Zhai Yan were dating, they were always on tenterhooks. The reason is very simple. He is afraid that ghosts will come to take revenge on Zhai Yan, who is an ordinary person. All he can do is give magic weapons to fight against ghosts as gifts to Zhai Yan on various festivals. 100 Days of dating, exorcism stone, Zhai Yan frowned One year anniversary of dating, the evil spirit talisman was used, Zhai Yan looked stiff Zhai Yan's birthday, Buddhist beads are consecrated, Zhai Yan is silent Zhai Yan's reaction made Song Yixing uneasy, and he didn't know how to speak to his partner. Until one day, a ghost accidentally broke into Song Yixing and Zhai Yan's home. When the ghost saw Song Yixing, he knelt down on the spot: Master Song, don't... Don't arrest me. When he saw Zhai Yan, he was so frightened that he fainted: Ghost... Ghost King, don't eat me. The two people who suddenly fell off their horses were stunned and looked at each other. Song Yixing: Ghost King? Zhai Yan: Heavenly Master? Just outrageous. [The plot contents in this article are all fictitious. Believe in science and please do not be superstitious] [The metaphysical content of this article has been heavily modified by the author] wb: Jinjiang elm fish - "After Selling Myself to Eighteen Evil Spirits at the Same Time" pre-release request for collection, guide column Evil spirits are rampant in the world. They love to eat clean and pure souls, and put highly infectious eggs in human skins. The world is plagued by disasters, social order is in chaos, and everyone is in danger. Lin Yao is the favorite food of evil spirits. Looking at his angelic and harmless face, you can guess how delicious his soul is. Evil Spirit A: As early as when Yao was three years old, Yao and I signed a contract. If I let him grow up to the age of eighteen, he would voluntarily sacrifice his soul to me! Evil Spirit B: I was very flattered. Yao took the initiative to make a small deal with me. As long as he killed an evil spirit when he was eighteen years old, he promised to give his soul to me after the deal was over! Evil Spirit C: Yao and I met when Yao was eighteen years old. Yao told me that he fell in love with me at first sight. If he had to die, he would only die in my hands. I must snatch him away from other evil spirits. Evil Spirit D&E&F&G: That's what Yao told me too Lin Yao: One sentence made the evil spirit fight for me with jealousy. It's an ordinary little genius who talks about love. - The S-class evil spirit is not an imbecile creature that only competes for food. It is interested in weak, pitiful and helpless humans, especially the little white rabbit named Lin Yao. Oh no, it is a young man. How is he going to survive in the apocalypse when he is so pure and innocent? Lin Yao: Are you willing to protect me? The reward is my soul, a voluntary sacrifice S-class evil spirit thought, a good deal Until one day, He accidentally touched the soul of the little white rabbit Well, the little white rabbit signed a contract with eighteen evil spirits Well, as white as the face, the soul is as dark as Some people are really not human, they even deceive evil spirits! ! ! -- "I ruined the campus ghost story again [Infinite]" Lin Yi failed the college entrance examination and chose a pheasant university Pheasant University is indeed a Pheasant University. The first line of the admission notice reads: [Classmate Lin Yi, it's a pity that you were admitted to the Unnatural Engineering University] Second line: [For your safety, please read the campus rules again and again] Unnatural Engineering University Campus Code: 1: There is only one gate on campus. If you find multiple gates, be sure to go to the leftmost gate. 2: When you are walking on the campus road, if you accidentally fall into the cement road, please take off your shoes and leave immediately. If the cement covers your thighs, please call the principal's hotline and the infirmary at the same time. 3: Only campus cards can be used for consumption on campus. If anyone asks for other payment methods, please stay away immediately. 4: If there are no courses to study that day, please stay in the dormitory, do not go out, and never open the door to anyone who knocks on the door. 5: If you find an unfamiliar face in the dormitory, please observe their feet when they are facing you. If your toes are pointing backwards, please call the dormitory manager immediately. 6: The school will only provide hot water from 7:00 to 21:00. The faucet must be tightened at other times. 7: There is no late self-study for all majors in this school. If there is a late self-study in the class schedule, please turn off the lights and go to bed immediately. … On the first day of school, Lin Yi saw with his own eyes someone's feet stuck in the cement. Qin Yu: Please do me a favor, classmate Lin Yi: Just take off your shoes Qin Yu: But the shoes are limited edition Lin Yi: ... Makes sense Purpose: Don't judge people by their appearance, don't judge good and evil by their status