The blue bird is a happy bird, living in heaven.
My name is Blue Bird, huh? You ask me if I am happy?
Ha, why are you asking me about this kind of thing... I'm so stupid, just like Deidara.
Xiao is just a group of lunatics. What are you saying, you don't allow me to call them lunatics?
Okay, okay, Xiaonan is not, Xiaonan is so quiet.
Okay, okay, not Deidara, Deidara is so cute.
Okay, okay, not Payne, he just has a little more clamps, a little more body, and a lollipop eye.
Okay, okay, not Itachi, what a perfect iceberg brother Itachi is.
Okay, okay, not a scorpion, just a little pseudo-gentleman with a weird shell.
Okay, okay, Hidan isn't, he just has a big slicked back haircut like Chrollo, he's just more passionate.
Okay, okay, not the angle, he just loves money.
Okay, okay, Kisame is not, he is quite honest, but he is inhuman.
After counting, who else is crazy?
Ah, that's probably Madara Uchiha... (Photographed)
Xiao is Xiao. In winter, chickens huddle together to keep warm. In winter, we and I beat each other together... (Ahem, just kidding)
Pei: "The Qingyu team went to catch Yiwei"
Di: "I want to take Ah Qing"
Qing: "I'm going shopping"
Scorpion: "Shut up, everyone"
Pei: "..."
Scorpion: "Eternity is art, goodbye."
So the scorpion left and the blue bird whipped Deidara, leaving Pain in tears and speechless.
Pei: "Qingbidi, take Ah Fei with you."
Qing: "Xiao Xiaofei, please come here~"
Dee: "Damn it~Penn bullies Yin! Yeah!"
Pei: "What does it have to do with me..."
Konan took Pain away, leaving Deidara in tears.
Itachi: "Three servings of three-color meatballs."
Qing: "Three servings of lotus leaf meatballs!"
Itachi: "You stupid guy, three portions of three-color meatballs." Calmly
Qing: "Abominable brother fetish, three portions of lotus leaf meatballs." Calm
Itachi: "Three-color balls, stupid woman." Lisuo
Qing: "Lotus leaf balls, red-eyed weasel." Concise
Sameer: "Little Weasel, Xiaoqing, it's better to have cuttlefish balls." Peerless
Itachi: "..."
Qing: "You can do it for me and he can do it for you."
Audience: "..." In fact, we are most speechless for you.
The ending is HE, so feel free to enter the trap~
(This article has been posted on Tieba before. It may be too long to read and write, so I made a strategic shift~meow~)
[Wow haha I changed my name again...]
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Wipe the nosebleed... I love long-legged beauties. Would you like to vote for me as a girl? I really love cookie Peppa. He's 1.2 Meters long and has long legs.