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Copywriting of this article:
Immortal Anhuan is the number one swordsman in the world of immortality. He is a master of swordsmanship and both are as cold and arrogant as a cold plum. He is a being that countless immortals yearn for but are out of reach.
Until the meeting, Immortal Anhuan appeared in white clothes, with a child with red lips and white teeth hanging at his feet, holding his head high to please and calling him daddy.
Everyone looked at the Immortal Lord with excitement: These days, I like this kind of life-threatening! Let's take a look at his eighteen different ways to die!
As expected, the Immortal Lord rudely bent down and picked the person up. He was very angry and said: If you blow up the kitchen again, why don't you blow up the ancestral graves at home too?
Everyone: Kitchen? Whose family is it? Who is one with whom? Does the Immortal Lord have a family?
During the stalemate, a young man from Zhilan Yushu floated down. As if seeing a savior, the child shouted: "Mother!"
The young master hugged the child, with an intriguing smile on his face, and saluted An Huan unhurriedly: "Master."
Everyone who had suddenly eaten the big melon was heartbroken: the house collapsed, the world of immortality is not worth it!
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As we all know, the master in the book has a high-risk profession. Jiang Ziming opened his mouth to complain and became the villain master in the book.
The final fate of the master character in the book is that he was cramped and skinned by the protagonist's apprentice, and his soul was scattered and unable to enter reincarnation.
In order to complete the task, Jiang Ziming carefully taught his apprentice, hoping that the apprentice would reach the top as soon as possible and leave him a complete corpse.
He jumped repeatedly on the edge of the collapse of his character. When the mission was about to be completed, he suddenly noticed that his obedient apprentice looked at him more and more strangely. Until one day when he was pushed down by his apprentice, he later realized that this book seemed to be about classifying beauty.
Moreover, why didn't the apprentice follow the plot in the book at all?
Jiang Ziming tearfully fell in love with OOC's disciple for a long time.
After completing all the tasks, Jiang Ziming finally returned to reality. One day there was a knock on the door, and the visitor said, "Would you mind experiencing more of a high-risk profession? Dear reader?"
Hey! Why does this guy look so much like his disciple?
Readers who have personally experienced the contents of the book are attacked by the author who takes the lead role in the book
1.1V1, double clean
2. Gong is the author of the original book and dropped accidentally.
Next book - "The whole three realms are eating me and the Demon King CP"
In the Three Realms, a storybook titled "The Runaway Pretty Immortal Master of the Sick Demon King" was published. According to analysis by insiders, the Immortal Master in the book is a war-fighting Immortal with golden branches and jade leaves in the Immortal World, while the Demon King is a seriously ill and difficult-to-treat Demon King in the Demon Realm. The relationship between one god and one demon cannot be defeated, because this book of stories known to all three worlds has made it seem real.
One day, the Demon King held this book and read it with great interest. He was studying the postures in it when suddenly a noble man with golden branches and beautiful leaves fell from the sky. He was the other protagonist in the book.
The immortal master who accidentally entered the Cave of Ten Thousand Ghosts due to drunkenness was carried back to heaven by the demon king. As a result, the fictional words became true and became more unscrupulous. The two of them just had to have a baby.
The immortal master held the storybook and looked at the Demon King, "You say we really have a child, what kind will it be?"
Demon King: "God demon?"
This conversation was heard by the fairy goose serving tea, and the Three Realms suddenly exploded. Many fairies and little demons hugged each other and cried, turning their hostility into friendship, "The CP we are fighting is true!"
Version 2:
A bachelor in the fairy world accidentally broke open a cave to capture a key criminal, offending a fairy.
In order to save the fairy's innocence, the god agreed to marry someone.
On the day of the wedding, the fairy walked out in a red dress. She had an unparalleled appearance. When the fairies marveled at the god's good vision, the master of the cave said, "Oh, let's marry his second uncle!"
The fairies were stunned. Why did the promised fairy turn into a man?
Then there were rumors in the fairy world that fairies were not only men, but also retired demon kings from the demon world.
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Another book "The Black Belt Boss Dressed as a Sick Beauty"
Xu Yuanqing is a black-belt martial arts master who once traveled through time and transformed into a good-for-nothing prince of the same name. He can't carry it on his shoulders or lift it with his hands. He coughs when the wind blows and wheezes when the sound is loud.
Xu Yuanqing was knocked down by the wind: Help me up, I can kill a cow with one punch!
Xu Shizi refused to recognize this title, and often quarreled with people while dragging his sickly body after just two steps. He scolded wild dogs on the roadside, scolded treacherous powerful officials at the top, and even beat up a dandy. Because of his noble status and being a sick man, everyone dared to be angry and dare not speak out.
As a result, Prince Xu made countless enemies in the capital, and many killer organizations were eyeing him, waiting for someone to place an order and make a fortune.
Until one day, someone came to the small courtyard where Prince Xu was recuperating. Faced with the aggressive swordsman, Xu Yuanqing put his finger on the sword, and in a hurry, he opened his mouth to talk nonsense, "The number one swordsman in Jiangzhou, Xiang Changyuan, is my best friend! If you kill me, he will never let you go!"
Hearing this, the swordsman put away his sword, took off his mask and revealed a handsome face, with the corners of his mouth raised, "Husband?"
Xu Yuanqing: "..."
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Xiang Yuanyuan has excelled in martial arts since he was a child. He has a good skin and a good body. He has become the jealous object of many young masters in the capital, especially Prince Xu, who is known as the "sick beauty".
He had studied abroad for many years. When he returned to the capital, he had not yet heard of Xu Yuanqing's reputation as a "sick beauty." He first heard that Prince Xu was the invincible fighter in the capital. He yearned for it, so he paid a visit. As soon as he stepped out of the room, he heard a servant shouting, "The prince is vomiting blood!"
He saw Prince Xu walking out with the support of a group of servants, with bright red blood still on his lips. He held a sword in both hands and yelled at him, "Xiang Changyuan! I have a black belt and can kill a cow with one punch! Just wait!" Then he fainted from the roar.
Xiang Changyuan: "!?"
Arm wrestling made someone vomit blood! What should I do? I'm waiting online, I'm very anxious.
Small theater:
Xiang Changyuan counted with his fingers that the time was running out, and prepared to get the prince drunk and push him, but he was so drunk that he was suppressed by Xu Yuanqing and couldn't move. Then he heard Prince Xu tugging on his clothes and coughing, "Who said I only have a tough mouth! Let you see how hard I am in other places too!"
Xiang Changyuan: "..."
Intention: to correct evil and to be a new person.