
I, the Mermaid, All the Vase and Persona Have Collapsed.
我,人鱼,花瓶人设全崩
by A Big Waist (一只大腰子)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 131k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Lighthearted
- Romance of the Times
Synopsis
Preview of the new article "On the Applicability of Palace Fighting Skills in the Entertainment Circle [Ancient and Modern]" Suspense in the entertainment industry: Domineering Royal Sister x Super Food-Protective Big Wolf Dog The copy is at the bottom. If you like it, you can click on the author's column to add it to your favorites~ The following is the text of this article: One day, a crew came to the sea where the little mermaid was white. This crew was very hygienic and never threw garbage into the sea. But it's one thing not to litter, it's another thing entirely for those extras with fish tails to secretly pee in her waters. Two in particular are human males. It smells so stinky. Bai Dudu decided to have a good talk with them. Anyway, they are all pretending to be mermaids, so it shouldn't be a big deal if a real mermaid sneaks into the extras. No one should find out... Right? "Hey! What about you! The one with curly black hair! Why do you swim differently from everyone else?!" Later, the little mermaid mistakenly followed actor Lin into the entertainment industry, and fans discovered that Bai Dudu, who debuted on the vase route, seemed to be a fake vase...? Bai Dudu: I am a vase and cannot take care of myself. Fan: ... Catch a big fish with bare hands? Bai Dudu: I am a vase, delicate and weak. Fan: ... Beat up a scumbag with one hand? Bai Dudu: I am a vase and can't sing. Diva: ... Pass the microphone to the boss. Bai Dudu: I am a vase, no one likes me Lin Yi: ... The 10086th proposal. ---------------------------- Preview of the new article "On the Applicability of Palace Fighting Skills in the Entertainment Circle [Past and Present]" Domineering Royal Sister x Super Food-Protective Big Wolf Dog Copywriting: Feng Lan, the Queen Mother of Da Qi, died. He died in the Xiying Palace in flames. With relief and confusion, she ended her wandering and legendary life. …… Later, Feng Lan woke up. He became an eighteenth-tier star in modern society. After reviving her life, she thought she could let go of her obsessions, but in the whirlpool of the entertainment industry, she gradually discovered... I don't offend anyone, but people come here to get me! Can this be tolerated? Of course not! So the little-known new actor suddenly exploded with acting skills and brought the protagonist Queen to life! Feng Lan: You're too polite, you're too polite. You're just showing your true colors. So the girl group Wannian who was useless at singing and dancing suddenly became a classical beauty who was proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting! Feng Lan: It's a reward, it's a reward, it's all the basic operations of harem fighting. So when she woke up, she accidentally met the landlord Xiao Yue, who was always talking about trains, and he also coveted her. In this regard, Feng Lan said: Raising a large dog can be regarded as a fun part of life. Until later: Why does this big wolf dog have two faces? How many vests are there? ! … As the conspiracy around her deepens, things around Feng Lan gradually seem to be inextricably linked to her own death a thousand years ago, and her inescapable fate seems to have found her again... Surrounded by danger and in a desperate situation... Even Xiao Yue is shrouded in mystery. …… Is it deception? Is it helpless? I have my heart set on you, but raising a dog brings trouble. —————— It's probably a story about a female protagonist who raises a large dog and the male protagonist is then knocked down by the big wolfdog she raised~ In the middle of the process, the couple fights the villain together, and the Queen Mother unexpectedly becomes famous during the process, and then they happily and happily~ Lightning protection: 1. Traveling from ancient times to today's entertainment industry, suspense-oriented 2. There is a small amount of crematorium plot 1v1 he 3. The force value is max, the cold-faced lady x pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and a big wolf dog 3. Empty! Empty! All settings in the entire text (all!!!) Are fictitious and should be read in the toilet, so don't take it seriously! All character settings in the entire text are fictitious and have no prototypes! 4. This article is fictitious, everyone is Sherlock Holmes, and everyone can beat ten with bare hands. Don't take it seriously if you run away from home with logic! The copy was changed on 2021.10.10 Intention: Eat well! Grow taller quickly!