[Added new linkage extra short story "The Adventures of Beiming", guide column ο(=＞ω＜=)ρ⌒☆
[Pretending to update, I asked you to come back and take a look at my new cover. By the way, I included two short jokes about evil dragons and a cold joke about Dragon Beard Su in Chapter 122 (づ ωど)]
Shen Fan is not quite a magic stick.
He can neither lie to others with his eloquent tongue, nor act in a pretentious manner. He is so simple that he looks a little silly.
The professional level is already so bad, but I still suffer from princess disease. I feel tired after walking a lot, and I don't eat food that is not exquisite.
Logically speaking, he should have starved to death, but fortunately he had a beautiful face, which he could rely on to earn a living.
One day, he met Xie Yunlan.
Xie Yunlan was the Xuanwu Marquis with great military exploits and had killed countless enemies. He never believed in the theory of gods and ghosts, but he treated Shen Fan, a liar full of loopholes, with great courtesy and called him a master.
Shen Fan thought Xie Yunlan was the only person in Beijing who believed in him, but later he discovered that the other party seemed to just use him as a cover, using his stories of gods and ghosts to frame his colleagues and exclude dissidents.
"Do you think I am a liar?" Shen Fan asked.
"Why would Master think so?" Xie Yunlan pretended to be surprised.
"Stop pretending." Shen Fan listed a few small pieces of evidence that Xie Yunlan didn't believe him.
Xie Yunlan looked at him steadily for a while, then smiled with interest. For the first time, he showed his true face, with a bit of contempt: "Aren't you?"
Shen Fan looked back at the other party with a calm expression. After a while, he smiled softly: "Maybe."
The emperor was unruly, demons came to Beijing in chaos, and when the demons dormant in the world showed their ferocious minions for the first time, the first-class masters fled in confusion, without any dignity of the past.
In the drowsy ghost world, someone came dressed in white and lit a lamp.
Shining brightly all around, demons and ghosts retreat.
Xie Yunlan, who was leading troops to evacuate the people, looked back and called out the name in a daze: "Shen Fan..."
Silly, sweet, little (grand) Duke (Devil) Lord (King) Gong
[Shen Fan is attacking, don't stand on the opposite side~]
Post it in advance, please collect it~=^_^=
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"When the Sand Sculpture Attacker Gets the Abuse Script"
At first glance, Baekong seemed ruthless and cold-blooded, like a lone wolf in the mountains, but after sleeping with Chu Yichen, a musician from Jiaofangsi, he turned into a well-behaved wolfdog.
He didn't care about Chu Yichen's identity and could do anything for Chu Yichen, even if it would hurt himself or even endanger his life.
Everyone thought that Baekong's love had made Chu Yichen miserable, and Chu Yichen himself thought so too.
Chu Yichen has a secret. He doesn't like men at all. He also doesn't like people calling him wife. He tolerates this, but he is using Baekong to avenge himself.
He never loved Bai Kong, never.
But later, the great revenge was avenged, and Baekong died while helping him take revenge. He did not feel relieved. He only stared at the man's body in silence, with silent tears falling all over his face.
But Chu Yichen didn't know that Baekong also had a secret.
He is a monster.
He came down the mountain because he encountered obstacles in his practice. The old monster said that he could only take human form, but at heart he was still a beast and did not understand human beings at all, so he had to go down the mountain to learn human love.
How to learn? Go down the mountain to find a wife.
The old monster talked a lot about how to find a wife, and how to find a wife, and how to find a matchmaker and six betrothals, but Bai Kong only remembered one sentence - to marry a wife, you need to enter the bridal chamber, and entering the bridal chamber = sleep together.
Bai Kong: Got it, I want to find someone to sleep with.
So by accident, after a simple sleep with Chu Yichen under a quilt, the next day:
Bai Kong: Hi, wife.
In order to prevent Bakong from killing his wife within a few days of their wedding, the old monster also said: You cannot bite your wife, and you cannot compete with her for food. In short, you must learn to be kind to your wife like humans.
So Baekong was completely obedient to Chu Yichen. Even if Chu Yichen asked him to do something that would lead to a narrow escape, he would go without saying a word.
Of course, it was just a narrow escape for humans, but it was easy for Bai Kong. After he helped Chu Yichen take revenge, his identity as a human happened to be lost, so he patted his butt and returned to the mountain. After returning to the mountain, the old monster asked him if he had learned human love?
Bai Kong: Got it.
Tell me about your experience at the foot of the mountain.
Old Monster: ... You learned a lot.
Much later, Chu Yichen realized that when Bai Kong said he wanted to bite him, it was not an expression of affection, but simply that he really wanted to bite him.
The kind of bite a wolf bites a rabbit :)
[There is no crematorium, it is essentially a story about two people who don't know how to love and slowly learn to love, with a sweet and sour story mixed with a little bit of puppy blood]
Intent: The hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage
