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Dressed as a cannon fodder in the book that is pretentious, with scandals flying everywhere, and being shouted out by netizens every day to get out of the entertainment industry, Qiao Yiyi is bound to an animal attribute system.
Dog's sense of smell, fish's sensitivity, bat's ultrasound...
Qiao Yiyi: This golden finger... Is really a bit tasteless.
System: Then I take it back?
Qiao Yiyi: Forget it, just make do with it.
As a result, the style of the artist in the entertainment industry who relied on bundling and hype to gain attention suddenly changed——
At the imitation conference, Qiu Yiyi imitated dozens of bird songs, and the sounds were melodious, lifelike and beautiful. Netizen: Is this a long-lost ventriloquism?
The police encountered a bottleneck in handling the case, and Qiao Yi relied on her keen sense of smell to help the police catch the criminals. The official sent a banner: Do you want to consider becoming our investigation consultant?
When the outdoor recording program was trapped in the mountains, Qiu Yiyi used ultrasonic positioning to lead everyone out of the predicament. Guests who participated in the recording: Thank you Yiyi for giving us a new life.
None of the company's female artists were willing to participate in the celebrity sports meeting, so they sacrificed Qiu Yiyi. She didn't want Qiu Yiyi to surprise the audience with her fish's posture, leopard's agility, and kangaroo's jumping... Skills! Netizen: When did she become a decathlete?
No one will tell Qiao Yiyi to get out of the entertainment industry again.
She even keeps an eye on her Weibo every day: My wife posts, and what other stunts have she not shown off~
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As we all know, actor He Yao has close contact disorder and does not like to have too much contact with others.
However, at a celebration banquet, Qiu Yiyi got drunk and mistook the cat's attributes, hugging He Yao's arm and rubbing against it.
Everyone thought that He Yao would push Qiao Yiyi away in disgust.
But He Yao lowered his head and kissed her gently on the forehead...
[Pre-receipt] "All-round female supporting role, complaining about getting rich"
Yan Qingqing is a complainer with tens of millions of fans. Her "Arsenic/Shuang Mouth" has made critical comments on the entire Internet, and she has made countless enemies in the entertainment industry.
One day, she suddenly died on the video. She transformed into the cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel and was told to get out of the entertainment industry.
Yan Qingqing: Go ahead and do it. Wouldn't it be nice to go back to your old profession and make a little money?
Not long after——
"Desperate actors, throw rice on the ground, chickens are better at acting than you. My suggestion is to change careers as soon as possible."
"A rich and noble son?" It's okay to lie to sisters, but don't even lie to yourself ^_^
"The biggest joke of the year, the light of Chinese drama, a billion-dollar production!" Do you really think that Leek has no brains?
The video turned out to be popular on the homepages of all major platforms.
Yan Qingqing's "I'm just a fun person" complaint account went viral, but not surprisingly, she once again became the public enemy of the entire network.
Yan Qingqing: It doesn't matter, just count the money and be happy.
Some time passed——
A desperate actor turned singer, his talent was activated, and he swept the music world.
A rich man was exposed as a debt-ridden old man who cheated fans and money.
The glory of national drama became a shame for national drama because many people involved in the drama were "honored" in the legal column.
Netizen: Good guy, the "music man" jumped into the prophet, got a knife (bushi), loved it, loved it!
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Gu Cen, the top star, has a reputation as a tyrant in the entertainment industry. As long as he is tagged, he will become a hot topic.
Yan Qingqing, as a person who loves money and has fun, will naturally not let go of such a large mobile "treasury".
Until one day when I stayed up late one night on the set to watch a video, a deep magnetic voice came from behind—
"Always handsome, always tough-tongued, always refusing to admit love..."
"Do you mean the relationship between you and me?"
Yan Qingqing: "?"
Oops, the vest fell off!
No, who was he talking about just now?
A small-money fanatic who just wants to be successful in the entertainment industry vs. A top-notch male who loves sex naturally after being hacked to the depths
Purpose: I am born with talents that will be useful