After Wu Yue slipped out of the nest for the 367th time, she decided to catch a few fish and take them back to eat, and then:
Wu Yue: "What a beautiful fish! This light red tail, and double pupils! I can do it!"
An unnamed mermaid: "..."
"Such a beautiful fish must be grilled and eaten!"
"???"
A few days later
Wu Yue: "Well, can you put out the fire first? I was just joking, don't take it seriously."
"No, didn't you say you were going to roast me? You have to keep your word. Look, I'm so cooperative with you. Are you still not happy?"
"Then can you put me down first! The fire has already burned me!"
"Put you down? Impossible! You want to roast me? Anyway, I have a water film on my body. I want to see who gets cooked first!"
"Ahhhhh!"
Later, Wu Yue finally "got her wish" and was eaten by a fish.
The mermaid who dotes on his wife x the spider who tries to kill himself every day
This is my first time writing an article, mainly for my own reading. If you can't stand it, you can give up as soon as possible.
I love interstellar, I love Zerg, I love mermaid, many private devices
Intention: There is still a lot of happiness in life