Pre-collection: After the beautiful girl is bound to the melon-eating system
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After Jiang Ying was reborn, she could see ghosts in her left eye.
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The second brother Jiang Chen is a live broadcast celebrity on the Internet, known as the little prince of parkour.
On the first day back home, Jiang Ying saw the little kid covered in blood grabbing Jiang Chen's leg, and kindly reminded him: "Don't jump! Be careful of breaking your leg."
Because of the audience, Jiang Chen just sneered like a country bumpkin.
[Who is this person? Why is your mouth so dirty! ]
[Our brother is so awesome, he will never fall! ]
[The dog cannot spit out ivory, no wonder he is just a servant. ]
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Chen, who was jumping high with the help of the rockery, suddenly felt a little heavy in his lower limbs. In full view of everyone, he really fell straight down from mid-air, with a "Kada" sound, and his right leg suffered a comminuted fracture.
Everyone: [WTF? ! ]
In the evening, Jiang Ying also registered a live broadcast account on a whim. Thanks to the huge influence of Jiang Chen's account, there were 30,000 people at the launch. Of course, there are more people who question the hype.
Jiang Ying opened the three videos and commented on them respectively——
Mukbang: If she worships the greedy ghost, she will soon lose weight.
Wisp: He will be taken away by a truck.
Sanitation worker: Good people are rewarded, and my aunt will make a fortune soon.
At first no one believed her words, only a few black men were watching the follow-up.
Unexpectedly, the next day, Chibo suddenly lost 20 pounds;
Will-o'-the-wisp live broadcast in the middle of the night, a truck flew in and caused an accident and killed him on the spot;
On that day, the sanitation worker was given a bonus of 100,000 yuan for his bravery!
Jiang Ying's account gained one million followers overnight.
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He is straight-talking and omnipotent in metaphysics, punching and kicking against conspiracies and conspiracies.
Jiang Ying, who thought she was a dabbler in metaphysics, was successful in her business. She thought it was all due to her yin and yang eyes.
Unexpectedly, one day, the tenant opposite told her that she was not a human being!
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Qianyi is an extra. In order to get a job as cannon fodder in a survival variety show, she smeared herself into black charcoal and broke through the encirclement and successfully joined the group.
The theme of the show is desert island survival. A total of forty-four people participated. The person who survives to the end can win a grand prize worth tens of millions. Except for cannon fodder like her, the focus is mainly on movie queens, multinational CEOs, genius screenwriters, popular little girls and others.
On her first day at work, the system fell from the sky and hit her.
"The actor is having an affair with the program director. If I remember correctly, the director is over 70 years old..."
"The popular little flower is actually the Four Loves boss?"
"Holy crap! The multinational president is actually a murderer who has been on the run for eighteen years!"
The day before the broadcast, investors temporarily changed the competition format and ordered a batch of high-end, automatically bound, highly intelligent cameras. The whole process was broadcast live, and all the contestants had no knowledge of it, and even the director team could not interfere.
As a result, under the witness of high-definition cameras, one contestant after another kept flipping over. Netizens were so shocked that they immediately invited friends to come and eat melon together.
As they ate, netizens discovered something was wrong.
Why is it that every contestant's crash scene has a black girl showing her big white teeth?
While the actor flirted with the director, the black girl squatted in the grass.
While the screenwriter was talking about tax evasion, the black girl was in the tree.
While the CEO was catching fish, the black girl took out her cell phone to read the wanted poster.
Netizens commented: Black girls are simply born to eat melons!
The show that has been ridiculed to the core of the earth since its launch has exploded!
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Qianyi just had two extra days of melon, but she didn't know that the program team had been eliminated and it was decided that it would be an audience vote. She stuck to her cannon fodder character and pressed the auto-exit button, but couldn't get out?
Netizens who vote every day: Who will help us when you are gone?
The show came to an end, and Qian Yi lay flat all the way. The moment the camera was turned off, Qianyi, who had washed her face, raised her head. Her skin was fair and she looked like a celestial being.
Netizens were shocked: Holy shit! Who are you, fairy?
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As soon as Qian Yi set foot on land, the legendary top wealthy family came to visit her, crying and saying that she was a young girl who was accidentally lost. There are four brothers and two sisters in the family, all of whom are successful and successful men.
She thought she could get rich and rest easy, but the system told her: You are the cannon fodder in the novel, and your whole family is a villain, and will soon go bankrupt.
Qian Yi sat up in shock while dying of illness: What? !
The Jin family who don't know why they can hear Qian Yi's heartfelt voice: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
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After a period of intense melon-eating, netizens became dejected after the end of Island Survival and missed the days when they had melons to eat every day.
Not long after, the Jin family, a top wealthy family, announced that they would welcome back their missing daughter. The moment the protagonist appeared, netizens were shocked: Wife! It's my wife! ! !
Immediately afterwards, well-known domestic companies revealed that they were pouring boiling water on their competitors' money-making trees: the innocent goddess was actually a bully in private; the arrogant male god actually stayed in a room with a seventy-year-old woman every night... Qianyi happened to be at the scene every time.
Netizens cried with joy: The character who was born to eat melons and have a holy body remains standing!
Netizens shouted affectionately: Wife! Can you please let us know next time you go out? You can also start a live broadcast! Eating melon alone is boring!
Qianyi looked through the comments with a smile, and someone immediately handed him warm honey water.
Who said she was eating alone?
Purpose: Learn to be strong and independent