A professional immortal must be able to bend his knees, be able to dance hip-hop, be able to cut the salary of the king at the top, and collect ashes at the bottom. His pockets in different dimensions are always full, and he can also make the fireproof girl happy.
Phoenix thought to himself, "Destroy it, this fire will never spread." Then he put out the fire, and climbed back into the coffin to sleep.
After being pulled out of the grave, she heard an old man ask her if she wanted to learn magic.
Phoenix:?
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Phoenix: "Mr. Obeck, I remember you said that my intelligence is only nine points and I am not qualified to learn magic."
Snape: "Miss Flamel, my name is Snape, not Obeck. Besides, I can confirm that your intelligence is not even nine points."
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Draco: "What if the professors don't want to teach you magic?"
Phoenix: "Then I'll roll over and smash their bookshelves and desks."
Tips:
①This article summarizes HP and Dark Souls 3
②This article originated from the dark soul story about not being able to bring a magic teacher home with less than 10 points of intelligence (Obeck and Snape also look similar)
③Fate update
Intention: a sudden whim