[The carnival party copy has been completed and needs to be modified]
[Su Gong Shuang Wen] The cool and cool guy who is good at calculating, white and black bking attack
Pre-collection of "Yiyuan Gong became famous after being forced to participate in a love drama", please collect]
The apocalypse is coming, and the whole world is involved in an infinite world.
While everyone was fighting to the death, Chi Xiu was the only one who had lost all his buffs and had pale skin. The money he earned from killing him was not even enough to buy a pack of biscuits, and he had a very bad personality.
Whenever anyone mentions it, they say -
"Chi Xiu? Hey, it's just a vase. Don't bother with it. You will die sooner or later."
"I get annoyed when I hear his name. He has a bad temper and is weak. His survival depends on luck."
Until one day, they finally saw the legendary trash Chi Xiu, who was sleepily asking a man in sunglasses to carry him on his back.
They made a bet that the other party would definitely cry at the slightest bit of intimidation, so they sent S-class equipment holders to step forward and provoke him immediately, slapping Chi Xiu in the face repeatedly.
"Where are your weapons? Take them out and take a look?"
Then, they saw Chi Xiu slowly take out a branch.
Everyone laughed loudly in an instant, "As expected, his attributes are completely useless, and even the weapons are rubbish!"
But when the S-class weapon touched the branch, the S-class weapon broke.
"Ah???"
Before they could react, Chi Xiu glanced at the man in sunglasses: "They bullied me."
In the end, everyone who was beaten violently by the man in sunglasses for no apparent reason said: "???"
Since then, Chi Xiu has become famous in another way, saying that he can only play dirty tricks and destroy people's weapons without paying compensation. Therefore, they strongly requested the top ten top bosses, Qiu Yang, who is known to be righteous, powerful and gentle to others, to decide the outcome for them, but inexplicably nothing happens.
Until the five major guilds gathered for a meeting, everyone heard that not only Qiuyang would go, but also President Bird of Paradise, who had been hiding behind the scenes, they immediately rushed to watch.
But...
Why is Qiuyang carrying that good-for-nothing sleepyhead? !
Etc! !
He was even placed on the main seat!
"Did he sit in the wrong seat or did I go to the wrong place?!"
"Does he have a twin brother?"
Just as doubts continued, the other four presidents of the five major guilds greeted him with a smile, "You are finally willing to come, Chi Xiu, please say hello to everyone."
"Hey, a group of old acquaintances." Chi Xiu raised his hand slightly and opened his sleepy eyes. There was a hint of sinisterness in his beauty, "Hello, I am the president of Birds of Paradise."
Then, they turned to look at Qiu Yang and found that the other person was actually the man in sunglasses who had been carrying Chi Xiu on his back. The gentle eyes that should have been looking at them gradually revealed a fierce look, "Are you coming to bully him again?"
Everyone:? ! ! Is it too late for us to escape now?
#Chixiu:
In front of Qiuyang: I can't walk anymore, carry me on your back.
Qiuyang is not there: Not convinced? I will beat you until you are convinced#
#: He is so pitiful and helpless. Why am I carrying him on my back? ! #
Reading guide:
Chi Xiu is attacking, long-haired attack
Two-way redemption, both of them are pure love warriors
Slight growth flow, double clean
The core plot and setting (bound favor) have not changed, and the copy No. 1.13 Has been archived in weib
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The pre-release of "Dark Attack" became popular after being forced to participate in a romance variety show.
Ji Wuyan is a well-known author of refreshing essays.
Most of the characters he created are cheerful and passionate, and they have always been the number one male idol in Paper Man. But no one knows that behind his back, he is a dark person. Vicious tongue and irritable are the only descriptions of him by acquaintances.
Until one day, he was invited to participate in a variety show.
Ji Wuyan didn't even read the content and threw it back, "Tsk, I won't go. I hate socializing."
Director: "There are so many cats."
Ji Wuyan stopped playing the game and said, "Elaborate."
But his cat was nowhere to be seen, there were only a bunch of stars who had pink bubbles popping up at the beginning of the variety show, and a fool wearing an old-fashioned T-shirt with an 18-line translucent wagging a dog's tail.
"Is this what you call so many cute cats?"
Director: "Ahem, cough, cough, the contract is signed, just bear with it."
Ji Wuyan clenched his fists, "Okay, bear with me, okay? Just wait."
As a result, within two days, the director regretted it.
During the 24-hour live broadcast of Love Variety, a well-known innocent girl pulled everyone up in the middle of the night and shed tears, just to blame others and announce that she felt wronged and was about to quit the variety show.
Ji Wuyan: "Stop crying, get out of here, annoying spirit."
When a certain movie star wanted to have sex with Ji Wuyan in order to gain popularity, and wanted to talk about love with Ji Wuyan in a glib way.
Ji Wuyan: "Disgusting, I don't understand."
A certain super popular singer was crazy about him, saying that no one would like him if he didn't change.
Ji Wuyan: "Don't you think you are better than me?"
The barrage exploded instantly.
"It's cool! This is so cool!"
"Mom! I actually saw Shuangwen's plot on Lianzong!"
"Who is this person? How dare he offend so many big bosses?"
"I heard that the three of them are very petty in private. I feel like he won't survive tonight."
?
As a result, the fact is that not only did he survive, but he became more and more popular, and those celebrities who continued to target him became cold.
Want to ask why?
Chi Xiu pointed to the scripts they starred in, "I wrote these."
Concept: A humble person may also be a big shot