
It's Not Because of You That I'm Such a Jerk
我这么沙雕还不是因为你
by The Moon Sets and the Magpies Are Frightened (月落惊鹊)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 479k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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This article has been completed. The next book will be "It Must Be You", please collect it. Qiu Lingling is an author who has powerful attributes and makes a living by writing bloody novels. She has a unique mind and the characteristic of her works is how to get bloody. One day, she slipped into the ancient bloody novel she wrote and became the female protagonist's control group - an 18th-tier female star who was drugged with C-drug at the beginning and gained a lot of black powder. She originally wanted to eat and die, but was bound by the entertainment system to become a god, so she was forced to open her business. Unexpectedly, her ridiculous attributes made her completely out of the circle in the live broadcast program, and she embarked on the road of joining the entertainment industry. She originally thought that sleepiness was her nature, but with the appearance of Xiao Tianze, she slowly found that she was not so sleepy when she was around him. Some strange and bizarre dreams reoccurred, leaving deep traces on her heart. Are all dreams real? Qiu Lingling began to doubt. It wasn't until everything was revealed in the end that she realized that it was all because of him that she had been so clumsy in her life! The number one swordsman, the tyrant, the rich and the handsome, bring it to you! * The male and female protagonists were together in their previous lives and will be together in all eternities. (Do not abuse the male and female protagonists) This is a semi-saucy and semi-sweet novel in the early stage (the hero is not present) and in the later stage it is sweet (the heroine will slowly return to normal when the hero is present). * The heroine's tendency to sleep in the early stage and her occasional behavior were all due to her soul-burning relationship in her previous life. * The original heroine, who sprained her ankle during a live show and refused to give up, said: "No matter what, I will never give up. No matter how hard it is, I can't give up." Qiu Lingling asked: "No matter how hard it is, you will go to the top of the mountain? Are you sure?" After receiving a positive answer from the original heroine, she knocked out her teammates, held someone under her arm, and ran up the mountain, bringing her teammates and the original heroine to the top of the mountain. * "Bang." The sound of something heavy falling to the ground filled the air. Qiu Lingling rubbed her hurt head in pain. She hit someone with her backflip, and the person was currently being pinned under her. Lift your head. Eyes facing each other. It's him! The man who was forced to go to the bow by her bully! ************ Pre-collection → "Bully Him, Humiliate Him, Torture Him [Quickly Wear]", please collect it. Qianyin, who had been sleeping for three thousand years, woke up and was bound by the "warmth system for villains". System: Our goal is to bring warmth to the villain and make him a sunny, cheerful and positive person. Qianyin: ... Interesting. * When the novel develops to a certain extent, it will evolve into the real world. However, the newly created small world is not stable and may collapse if you are not careful. There are some villains who are not controlled by the author. They not only kill the male protagonist and abuse the female protagonist, but they also always want to destroy the world. In order to save itself, Little World had to pay a fee to seek help from the Space-Time Administration, and the "warmth system for villains" came into being. Qianyin is the first host bound to System 001. 001 Happily sent Qianyin into the world of novels, but she was dumbfounded. Not only did the host fail to provide warmth to the villain, but it also bullied, insulted, and tortured the villain, making the villain even darker. When 001 thought the mission had failed, the villain pulled Qianyin with red eyes and said, "Yinyin, as long as you don't leave me, I can give you anything." 001:? ? ? * The first small world [the superior young lady × the top student who suffered from school violence] The second small world [The infamous female nun of the Hehuan Sect × the light of Buddhism who was falsely accused of falling into the devil] The third small world [to be determined] other small world [The little imperial princess who is obsessed with research × the federal general who was framed as a collaborator] [The stunning beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people × the concubine of a noble family] ******************* Pre-collection → "Mary Sue Wants OOC", please collect it. Bai Taotao is an author who specializes in writing Mary Sue essays. She is scolded by readers for being childish and outrageous every day. One day, as soon as she had an argument with a reader in the comment section, she was sent into a Mary Sue by the readers' resentment, and became a Mary Sue with colorful hair and whose tears turn into diamonds. Bai Taotao: Is there such a good thing? I cried for three days and three nights. Ding, it is detected that the host's behavior does not match the personality, and the system will automatically correct the bug. * Bai Taotao: Isn't Mary Sue the daughter of a rich family? Why ride a bike to school? System: Oh, this is a world generated by integrating N Mary Sue novels. There are poor Mary Sues, rich Mary Sues and various Mary Sues. Each type of Mary Sue has generated plot points that must be taken. Therefore, Bai Taotao wears many hats. One hour he was handing out leaflets on the street, the next hour he was taking a private plane to country F for shopping, and the next hour... Bai Taotao: Destroy it, hurry up, I'm tired. * For the sake of OCC, Bai Taotao worked hard to find a way to break the situation. Until her boss showed up as an unmarried man, she discovered that by staying with him, the plot's control over her would weaken. Therefore, Bai Taotao tried every means to get close to her fiancé and behaved in various ways around him. * Boss: Woman, you caught my attention. Bai Taotao: Hey, man, you are just my OOC prop. * Li Mo has always had a little-known problem. Every full moon night, his mysterious power will skyrocket. He is unable to control his own mysterious power, and his destructive, dangerous, aggressive, and exponential factors skyrocket. Until he met Bai Taotao - Xuanli, who was restless on the full moon night, was calmed down by the fragrance of her green tea. Ba · Money is just a number · There is nothing that money cannot solve · Li Mo · President: "Woman, I'll give you two choices." "First, sign this contract." "Second, I beg you to sign this contract." Bai Taotao:.......... * This is a world with mysterious power. People with mysterious power can fly into the sky and enter the earth and do anything. The heroine's mysterious power is green tea leaves and white lotus petals, and the male protagonist's mysterious power is gold coins. [There is nothing that cannot be solved with money·The exception is the fiancée·Long talk·The boss × only has money in his eyes·Thinking only of OOC·Mary Sue] 2021.7.27 (The copy has been screenshotted and saved on XX, and the memes and characters have chat records) Intention: Keep working hard
