A bunch of ideas about football.
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1. Players become coaches: I go and I go!
2. Gold finger tattoo, you can learn the player's exclusive skills by kissing him: and then he becomes a kissing maniac.
3. The ancient imperial master dressed as a guard: Let me figure out how you are going to get past me.
4. A master of traditional Chinese medicine who is also the director of a nursing home, he dresses as the chairman of a certain team. He has no money, so he buys a bunch of old, sick and disabled players. Thirty-three, the youngest player on the team: The most beautiful thing is the red of the sunset ~ (crossed out) Ginger is still hotter than old!
5. The owl turned into a spirit and was picked up by a captain and brought home. During the day, he wore sunglasses while training and took a nap. At night, he took off his sunglasses and turned the whole audience: What should I sleep on?
6. In order to obtain exclusive secrets, a young reporter from The Sun joined the team as a translator and eventually became a famous coach. (Muniao: don't cue)
7. Veterinarians dress up as team doctors: It's time to show off your real skills!
8. A Ph. D. In physics takes over for his twin goalkeeper brother: learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and I won't be afraid of kicking you wherever you go.
9. Cristiano Ronaldo transformed into a certain tyrant's stand-in, a vase in the entertainment industry, returned to his old job to play football, and led the national football team to win the World Cup (seems a bit too ridiculous)
10. In the ABO world, you pretend to be O with your face: Don't shovel me, I'm weak, pitiful and helpless~
11. Football master: I kick myself
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ps: The writing style of the running account is easy to laugh at.
Pps: I am a fake football fan who only watches goal highlights and stripping off to celebrate. I only know a few very famous or very good-looking stars, so, emmm, if there is anything wrong, just ignore it.
Ppps: Update as you please…
Purpose: I would like to write this article to record my Mary Sue fantasies about beauties in football.