Pre-collection article "I take earth players to play games in the interstellar"
Copywriting of this article: Someone else opens a pet store: cats, dogs, rabbits, alpacas, all soft and very popular.
Zhou Hei opened a pet shop: one draw, a crayfish, and another draw, an oyster.
Zhou Hei:......
Zhou Hei: I don't want crayfish, I want a cat. This is not a pet, this is food!
System: You will get a cute pet every three times.
Later, he won a cute pet. Zhou Hei said: ... System, can you please stop cheating me? System, please come and save me!
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Monk in White: Manager Zhou, this junior has been suffering from the cancer of the demons all year round.
Zhou Hei: This is called parasitic toxin infection. Can you please understand the crayfish external foreign body removal technique?
The Right Protector of the Demon Clan: The blood-moon mark is really a serious problem for me.
Zhou Hei: This is a crack caused by dry skin. How about a beauty treatment?
Beautiful female cultivator: The spiritual power in her body was not smooth today, and she lost the sect's competition.
Zhou Hei: Hurry, a set of cat needles will solve the problem immediately.
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Spiritual stagnation?
——Don't be afraid, here is a set of cat needles.
Meridians blocked?
——Don't panic, here's a set of dog punches.
Innately uneven?
——The latest alpaca set meal launched by our store is delicious.
What? Are there people who can't find Taoist companions?
——Don't worry, the Mosquito Bible will give you a mouthful of milk, and it will ensure that your love will fly all over the sky. Many mosquitoes will fall in love with you and follow you to the ends of the world and never be separated.
All the immortals: Woo hoo hoo, this is a black shop, we have to complain
There is no CP in this article, the animal employees on the copywriting will write it.
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Pre-received article: "I take earth players to play games in the interstellar world"
[The fourth natural disaster, no CP, two-way holographic game]
In the interstellar era, science and technology develop rapidly, and ancient games are no longer needed by humans.
It is an ancient game program that has been abandoned by all major planets and planet owners.
Before the program was about to be completely destroyed, it summoned a dying ancient earth human to inherit its body and help it fulfill its wish to rebuild the glory of the ancient game program.
You Hei will die if he doesn't fulfill his wish: "..."
Trapping one person is a trap, and trapping a group of people is also a trap.
So, he turned his body into a comprehensive holographic game.
Then without hesitation, he tricked all players from all over the world and asked them to do tasks and do hard work, while he was responsible for sitting back and enjoying the results.
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Recently, an ancient holographic game has become popular in various star regions.
A simple background, a long history, weird shops, inexplicable mini-games, and a group of NPCs that imitate ancient earthlings...
It makes interstellar humans unable to stop.
StarCraft Player No. 1: "The NPC inside also curses people. He curses so dirty that I can't even scold him."
Star Player No. 2: "No, didn't I just accidentally collapse his house? What's so good about that broken house? There are holes everywhere, and it will collapse sooner or later. As soon as I finished saying this, the NPC picked up the stick and wanted to die with me."
At the same time, the earth...
"The holographic game I have finally waited for in my lifetime!"
A business holographic game is launched on Earth, and Earth players who have grabbed a spot in the closed beta enter the game's territory one by one to build their own stores.
An Earth player angrily left a message on the game's official account: "The NPC in this game is too much. I worked so hard to build a haunted house, and I was just short of opening the store, and the NPC demolished my haunted house in front of me!"
Another Earth player's hands were trembling: "The NPCs inside can't afford it, they can't afford it!"
"He wouldn't admit when he lost in the game, so I yelled at him."
"He couldn't scold me, so he beat me and smashed my shop!"
StarCraft players: "We are the players, they are the NPCs."
Earth player: "What a coincidence, we think so too."
#I took earth players to play games in the interstellar world, and interstellar players thought I was taking them to play games in the ancient earth. #
#I opened an ancient entertainment world city in the interstellar holographic game#
#I created a business holographic game on Earth#
#Play the game seriously and deceive both ends with one heart and one mind#
Purpose: Live hard
