Wake up and Become the Devil's Substitute Lover

Copywriting: As soon as Lu Jian opened her eyes, she found that she had arrived in a completely unfamiliar world. There are no piles of homework here, just talking animals of various subjects. Seeing the snake sticking out its tongue, Lu Jian burst into tears: Mom, save me, I want to go home! Mom didn't hear it, but the lurking system spoke silently—— [Dear master, welcome to the animal world. The animal residents were persecuted by the big devil and lost their shadows. Loving human beings, come and save them! Lu Jian's face was expressionless: I have no heart, I don't know how to love [Haha, do you want to go home? Lu Jian was frightened by the system's words: What should I do? [The master only needs to pretend to be the lover of the devil, seduce him, conquer him, make him fall in love with you, and make him voluntarily hand over the shadow. [You have 366 days. If it expires, the mission will fail and you will disappear with the collapse of the animal world] Lu Jian, who didn't want to disappear, had to put on curly hair and a beautiful princess dress to go to the devil's palace. Above the main hall, the evil and handsome Demon King is high up, and will burn him without even looking at him. Lu Jian shouted anxiously: "Lord Demon King, I am your lover!" The devil glanced coldly: Are you worthy? With a gesture of his hand, his subordinates were about to pull Lu Jian down. And the next second, the wig fell off, and the crisp short hair highlighted the fair and cute little face. The Demon King was shocked, and he narrowed his eyes and immediately changed his mind: "If you want to be a substitute, be honest. Report to the dormitory at 11 o'clock every night." For several mornings in a row, a boy with red marks all over his body would appear in the drugstore, blinking his eyes and begging the proprietress to sell him a box of BY medicine. Sister Ma from the pharmacy: ... No, it's really not possible, you can't get pregnant! Lu Jian's eyes were full of tears, anxious and helpless: wuwu... He said that if he doesn't obey, he will make me pregnant. He is so naughty, he keeps talking about me at night, I'm scared! This article is also called "My Love Rival Is Myself" #Gong didn't do it before confirming whether it was a feeling or not# #Gongshou From beginning to end, our hearts are only for each other, he# 3＾3 ———————— Preview of "How to Break Up a Straight Roommate" Copywriting: Viewed from: Zhou Yinle has been a pretty girl since she was a child. She likes to hang out with good-looking people. He is good-looking and loves to act coquettishly, and no one who sticks to him can escape. At the beginning of his freshman year, Zhou Yinle took a liking to his roommate Ling Ze at first sight Come on, Lingze looks so cool when he covers the puppets! Zhou Yinle practices the Dafa of sticking stickers consistently "Bao, you are so handsome, let's be brothers, okay?" "Bao, military training is so tiring, can I give you a shoulder massage?" "Bao, your bed curtain is so horny, can I come in and play a game?" Zhou Yinle swore that he really wasn't trying to seduce Ling Ze, he was just being coquettish. He's a handsome guy, so he can't be too cute, right? - Attacking perspective: On the first day of his freshman year, Ling Ze was stalked by his cumshot roommate. Ling Ze was really annoyed at first! I have never seen such a clingy sperm. Being a brother with such a person would be fatal. But the little artist blinked with wet eyes. If he refused, Ling Ze would feel that he was committing a crime. Okay, just be a brother But there's no rule in being brothers that you have to sacrifice your first kiss, right? ! Ling Ze looked at the drunken little bastard who was trying to kiss him with his feet up, and silently recited three times in his mind: I am a straight man, I am a straight man, I am a straight man Then—— Straight man Ling Ze gave the young artist a live lesson and gently told him that lips touching lips is not called kissing But after sobering up, the little douchebag turns his back on the person and starts looking for a girlfriend outside? Question: What should I do if the person who flirted with me ran away after being turned away? Answer: If you get fired once, you'll be fine. If you don't get fired once, then you'll get fired twice. #You are my brother, what's wrong with a kiss QYQ# Note 1. Two straight men fell in love with each other. At first, both of them believed that they were straight men. 2.1V1, he, Gong Chong Shou is the daily sweet cookie. 3. Please do not substitute reality. ＊＊ Mission: Every setback is progress. Believe in yourself and face every day with a smile.