My Best Friend Cannot Be a Scumbag

Next book One day, Ocarina read a book. In the book, it is written that his good buddy Qiu Li is a scumbag who does not treat the protagonist as a human being and bullies and teases him wantonly. In the end, he was tricked and imprisoned by the superior protagonist. He was disfigured, seriously ill, insane, and died miserably. Ocarina looked at Qiu Li who was fighting crickets. The man's nightgown was wide open, revealing his well-defined waist and abdomen. He was holding up one leg and resting casually on the recliner. Seeing him looking over, Qiu Li fiddled with the cricket cage twice and asked with a smile, "Why are you looking at me like that? If you don't know, you'd think you've fallen in love with me." Look! Look at that provocative tone! Look at this flirtatious attitude! Do you know that if you continue to be so casual, you will die miserably in the end? Good brothers stay together for life, and I will never let you become a scumbag! Ocarina thought about it and made a strict and detailed plan for Qiu Li. Now comes the plot where Qiu Li goes out and encounters the protagonist Shou. Ocarina: "Don't talk to others as casually as you do to me. If you have any dirty talk, come to me." Qiu Li: "You like me? You don't care about me." Now comes the plot where Qiu Li helps the protagonist to be rescued. Ocarina: "You are not allowed to get so close to others, you are not allowed to flirt with others, and you are not allowed to have inappropriate thoughts about others. Ask your assistant to send me a copy of your daily itinerary." Qiu Li (lost in thought): "..." Now comes the plot where Qiu Li seeks out the protagonist, Shou, to confess his feelings. Ocarina: "You are not allowed to go to the protagonist. Do you hear me? You are absolutely not allowed to go, or we will break up our friendship." Qiu Li: "You have said so, how can I not listen?" * On the day she found out that Qiu Li was going to give the ring, Odi was holding his mother at home and crying. Ocarina: "Mom!!! I can't save Qiu Li. He still has to confess to the protagonist. It's over. The plot can't be changed at all. I can't watch him being a scumbag and dying miserably in the future!!! I only have this one good friend!!! I don't want to send him to the oranges myself... Wuwuwuwu!!!" Mom: "You're crying like a big slug. Look at how you're compensating. You can't live without him? Ouch, let go quickly, go over and open the door." Qiu Li, who looked like a dog, came in, knelt down and confessed his love to him. Ocarina: "Wait? What? Say it again? Who are you confessing to? Who?" Qiu Li raised his eyebrows: "You." Ocarina: "...???" Damn it, that's not what I meant! ! ! 1. Sc1v1he, easy cookies, everyone is cute, also known as "How to bend my straight man's hair", without self-consciousness "central air conditioning" straight man's sect (Ocarina) 2. I know that metamorphosis has a fixed meaning in biology, and the literal meaning is taken in the text, just as I know that Paramecium is not an insect, and Paramecium is not an insect. Concept: Love is a lie called a best friend.