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What should you do if you are hunted down the night before your wedding? Don't panic, let Chu Yunming teach you the correct way to escape.
Chu Yunming: I will destroy the fart's way of escape.
"Do you know that I was once in love with you..."
"Ming..."
(A certain author: Why are the things I write so **? Don't ask, I just don't know how to write an introduction...)
At this moment, the three realms are enthusiastically discussing the fortune-telling written by Emperor Wenchang this time. After all... The horoscope written by Emperor Wenchang is not so easy for others to see. Some people are also curious, if Emperor Wenchang is so cautious, how come the horoscope was written so poorly this time and was even circulated?
And now Emperor Wenchang is also very broken. Why can his only disciple make such a big mistake! Moreover, this time's horoscope is a calamity experienced by two gods who came down to earth!
"Master..."
"Don't call me Master. I don't know if those two superior gods will destroy my Wenchang Palace after they return to their thrones. Also, why don't you change your name? Why do you just use the original names of those two superior gods!?" Emperor Wenchang was about to cry without tears.
"Master, my disciple won't be able to do it next time..."
"You still want a next time!"
Zhao Wanxuan: Why are there so many detours? Otherwise, my wife would have arrived long ago.
An author: Blame me?
Chu Yunming:......
An author: Shall I go? Forget it, run away so as not to disturb you.
Later I realized my intention to attack the infatuated beauty
Things to note:
1. My writing style is not particularly good. If you don't like it, please don't comment. Thank you.
2. Sometimes it may not be updated for a while, and the logic will be confused, but if something is wrong, it will be corrected immediately.
Motto: There will always be someone who makes your heart flutter