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Sickly beautiful woman is attacked by X paranoid black man
1. Luo Yan wore the book and became the villain master in the book.
In the original book, the villain master injured the protagonist's apprentice Mu Yunqi's bones and destroyed his Dantian. In the end, he was pierced through the heart by thousands of swords, and his body was dislocated, attracting hundreds of beasts and insects to tear his body apart and eat it.
Luo Yan couldn't help but shudder, looking at the little apprentice who was feeding medicine on the bedside, and planned to teach him not to go astray from an early age.
In particular, we must be filial to our master.
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2. Mu Yunqi was reborn and returned to the previous life when he had not become the Demon Lord.
Looking at the master in front of him who only tortured him, he just wanted to throw him into hell again with his own hands.
However, he found that his master was very different from his previous life. He was very awkward, as if he wanted to humiliate him, but he always secretly showed an embarrassed expression.
Mu Yunqi only thought that Luo Yan was acting and felt that he was extremely hypocritical, and the hatred in his heart was suppressed.
Until the master sent him a heart-protecting stone and asked him to carry it with him.
Master said: "If you are in danger, activate it. This thing can protect you from worries."
Later he realized that there was no need to worry, it was just that someone had to bear it for him.
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Small theater:
Luo Yan felt drunken, his vision began to blur, warm fingertips touched his chin and raised it,
The other party's lips fell, and then the belt around the waist was untied by that person, and a slightly magnetic voice said. "Master, the night is still long."
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Pre-collection 1"The top class wants to break me"
Entertainment company's Zheng Xingyang is famous in the entertainment industry for his tough talk.
For some reason, Zheng Xingyang was ordered to participate in a survival variety show with his mortal enemy and to live in "harmony" with each other.
At night, Zheng Xingyang gritted his teeth, looked at the sky-high liquidated damages in the agreement, and reluctantly "agreed".
2. In a variety show, Zheng Xingyang threw his nemesis to the ground. Unexpectedly, his nemesis Sheng Zeyao helped him up while maintaining a smile, and casually wiped the dust off his legs and said:
"Xingyang's physical condition is not good, so he needs to rest more."
Xingyang fans: Wow, Sheng Zeyao is so kind to our brother.
Xingyang (gritting his teeth): That guy is just pretending to be a gentleman.
Later in the afternoon, when he was very hungry, Sheng Zeyao teased him with grilled fish in the morning. After leaving in the afternoon, the grilled fish was placed in his room.
Xingyang fans: Woohoo, this must be true love.
Xingyang (a little loose, but still tough): Fake good intentions.
Later:
During the broadcast of the program, the host asked Xingyang if he liked Sheng Zeyao's type.
Later, on the bed, Sheng Zeyao gently supported her waist. Sheng Zeyao leaned against her ear and said softly that the night had not yet come.
Xingyang (crying, frightened, determined not to come again): No, my waist will be broken if I come again, and I won't be able to get up at all tomorrow.
[Pre-receipt 2] "Salted Fish Assassin, Forced to Become Popular [Across the Past and Now]"
Xianyu criticized by X cause
Jiang Lan performed his last mission. At the moment he was about to die, he thought that it would be nice to be a salty fish in his next life.
God seemed to have heard it. He traveled through time and became familiar with life in different eras.
He was planning to live happily as a salted fish when he accidentally saved a big boss, but this man broke his peaceful life.
The boss pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and said, "I'll make you famous in three minutes."
Jiang Lan's inner mother tongue was speechless, and she pushed him, "Don't come over here."
--[Advance receipt 3]--
Title: "The Master Who Cultivation Level 0 Was Forced to Become a Heart-throb [Through the Book]"
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Mu Yiyun has passed through the book, so it's okay to become a master.
What's even more troublesome is that all three apprentices are attracted to him, but in order to protect Chrysanthemum, he declined them all.
Disciple Long Xiu: "Master, I want everyone to know that this fish pond is contracted by you."
He refused, "No, it's not appropriate because of the different races."
Ghost Cultivator Apprentice: "Master, all the mandala flowers in this area are blooming for you."
He refused, "No, we are separated by yin and yang, so it's not suitable."
Renxiu disciple: "Master..."
He immediately interrupted, "Stop talking, age is the problem, we are not suitable."
A few years later, the disciple of the human cultivator became a demon cultivator. Before he could speak, he immediately said, "There is no coexistence between good and evil. We are not suitable."
Baili Lingchuan leaned into his ear and whispered: "If it's not appropriate, then let's conquer the world of cultivation and see who dares to say it's inappropriate."
Mu Yiyun was scared, why didn't this person follow the routine?
--Advance Collection 4"The Demon King is Furry [Through the Book]"--
The cute rabbit is attacked by X snow leopard
1. Shen Ziyan went through the book and turned into a rabbit. He learned that once he transformed, he would encounter the Demon Lord and be killed as cannon fodder. He thought, I must stay away from the Demon Lord and hide away once he transformed.
The lonely Shen Ziyan picked up Xue Yunfei, who was seriously injured in a plush state. In order to raise Mao Tuanzi, he had to work hard to find food every day.
Shen Ziyan told Xue Yunfei every day that the Demon Lord was very scary and he must stay away. Xue Yunfei licked his tongue, thinking that he was the one.
2. One day, Shen Ziyan was in severe pain all over, and Xue Yunfei couldn't bear to hold her in his arms to comfort him. When he woke up, Xue Yunfei was stunned. The beauty with snow-white skin was lying in his arms.
Shen Ziyan had no time to be shocked and ran away without stopping. Later, news came from the demon world that the demon king was looking for a rabbit everywhere. Shen Ziyan thought, but he never expected that the one that was supposed to come would come anyway.
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Shen Ziyan was blocked by Xue Yunfei against the wall. He said tremblingly: "Don't kill me." Xue Yunfei stroked the man's slender back and whispered in his ear: "Can I eat it?"
Shen Ziyan was stunned, how could my Mao Tuanzi be the Demon Lord?
--[Advance Collection 5] "Hehuan Sect Master He Doesn't Want to Double Cultivation [Through the Book]" --
The original title is "After wearing the book, I work conscientiously to put out the fire for the god"
The leader of the Hehuan Sect is attacked by the God of Abstinence X
1. Qin Yichen passed through a novel about cultivating immortals and became the young master of the Hehuan Sect, the kind of cannon fodder who seeks trouble to die.
The original owner was evil and crazy, but he chose Shangguan Jingyao, the future Supreme Immortal of Yunxiao, to cultivate both evil and evil spirits. He would have an attack once a month.
As expected, the young master of Hehuan died tragically at the hands of Immortal Lord Yunxiao.
When Qin Yichen came through, what he saw when he opened his eyes was the Yunxiao Immortal who was suffering from a poisonous attack.
He said to Immortal Yunxiao with a serious face, "Don't worry, I will help you and I will never take advantage of others' danger."
Shangguan Jingyao said hoarsely: "Then what do you want?"
Qin Yichen was very proud, I know this question!
2.
So,
For the first time, he recited the "Prajna Heart Sutra" to the other party, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form." He also put his head in and asked, "Master Yunxiao, do you feel better?"
"Go away" was met with a pillow thrown at him.
The second time, he specially learned a charm from someone and put a purification charm on the other person's forehead. "My Lord Yunxiao, do you feel that your mind is calmer? It will naturally feel cooler when your mind is calm."
"Pah" was responded to by the other party gritting his teeth and sticking the charm back on his forehead.
The third time, he said to Immortal Yunxiao, "I have a way! I will definitely make your heart clear and get rid of the fire." Then he came to Jiushan Hanbing Spring. He was about to hear the other party's compliments, but he was pulled down into the spring water by the other party, "Let's take a dip together."
Qin Yichen worked hard to vent his anger on Shangguan Jingyao, but the other party's face became more and more disgusting. It was wrong. There was something wrong with his way of opening things up.
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Shangguan Jingyao hated Qin Yichen deeply since he was poisoned.
Although it's a good thing that the other party didn't take action against him,
But the joking way of "releasing anger" really left him speechless.
And he was speechless to himself,
He obviously wanted to strangle that kid to death.
Now I see that boy's appearance becoming more and more pleasing to the eye.
What he was most speechless about later was, was this kid really from the Hehuan Sect? Those who are upright can be included as models in the moral class.
One day, he pretended to be defeated by the poison and fainted. The other person came over to inspect the situation worriedly, so he grabbed the other person and carried him into his arms.
Shangguan Jingyao leaned into Qin Yichen's ear and said, "Color is emptiness?"
Qin Yichen saw that the situation was developing far from what he had initially expected, "Yunxiao Immortal Lord, please calm down. I don't want to tarnish your reputation."
As a result, the man held his hand and raised it above his head, "I'm very calm. You have to be responsible for the poison you put on me."
Qin Yichen could only struggle desperately, fearing that this person would be broken into pieces when he regained consciousness. He really wants to escape, he still wants to live, why is this ice spring not working, he has been tricked, wuwuwu...
Intention: Not afraid of dangers and obstacles, move forward courageously