Column preview article "All the Stars Are Cultivating Immortality (Cute)" Please collect it ~
+++Copywriting of this articleCheng Zixiao and Xizhou simultaneously traveled into a fast-traveling sadomasochism novel that had no logic at all.
++Xizhou, as the male protagonist in the book, is always abused, but fortunately, he has Cheng Zixiao by his side, stabbing him in both sides, climbing mountains and seas of fire for him, and breaking his back with moans and groans!
++Xizhou was gradually moved by Cheng Zixiao's dedication, so he chose a sunny afternoon to express his love to Cheng Zixiao...
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++Cheng Zixiao slipped into the abuse article he wrote, and even dragged editor Xizhou into it.
++He didn't dare to say anything, for fear that his irritable editor would pick up a big iron rod and chase after him!
++In order to save himself from being beaten after the truth came out, he began to silently help Xizhou, stabbing him in both sides, going up mountains and seas of fire for him, and breaking his old waist for him!
++But one day, Xizhou pressed him behind the rockery with a serious face...
Cheng Zixiao (scared): I'm sorry, I was wrong!
++Xizhou (nervous): I like you Cheng Zixiao!
++Cheng Zixiao:? ? ? ?
++Xizhou:? ? ? ?
+Cheng Zixiao:! ! ! !
++Xizhou:! ! ! !
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++The brain circuit is so strange that he seeks death and is attacked by X with a bad temper and a beautiful look
++——HE+
++——This is not an abuse article! It's not abuse! It's not abuse!
++——Because the original work has no logic at all, don't expect to find logic in this book!
++——Suffer from early women's clothing, but attack well!
++——So many settings for now!
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++Advance receipt copywriting
As a leader of the Immortal Sect, Yun Yan was framed and sealed in a glass coffin.
On the day the seal was lifted, he slowly opened his eyes, only to find that the whole world had changed, and countless strange creatures surrounded him.
These creatures are all tall and mighty, with green faces and fangs.
Yun Yan sensed danger, so he raised his sword and planned to fight them to the death. 5
But who would have thought that as soon as he made a move, these strange creatures would yell crazily: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but they are alive! Mom! I see a human! He is so loving! (Exciting jpg.)
Yun Yan:......
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++As the last human being in the entire galaxy, Yun Yan thought he would have a very bad life, but he
I accidentally scratched my skin——
The mechanical turtle shouted at the top of his lungs: Ah, cut off my flesh and use it as medicine!
Catch a cold and sneeze——
Dry Ice Girl: Oh~ I shouldn't have been close to him. I'm guilty. I'll commit suicide to apologize.
Being despised by the ignorant ruler of the empire——
The creatures smashed the table and roared: ... Ignorant of good and evil! If we don't apologize, we will rebel!
Yun Yan:...? Calm down, everyone!
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Yun Yan was so pampered that he always felt that he had to do something to show his gratitude, so he decided to teach these creatures the magic of magic.
However, these creatures seemed to be ecstatically agreeing, but in fact they did not believe that Yun Yan knew magic at all, so they made jokes in class and did everything perfunctorily.
Until the pheasant that learned a little bit of fur turned into a phoenix, the civet cat formed a pill and transformed, and the octagonal dog possessed the power of thunder and lightning...
That human being is not only beautiful and rare, he also knows the legendary magic!
As soon as this news spread, the whole star was excited about it again. What's more, I don't know where I heard that dual cultivation with Yun Yan is beneficial to breakthrough, so I knelt in front of him and proposed.
And at the scene of the proposal, the ruler of the empire, the only strongest man who had ever disliked Yun Yan, suddenly appeared, turned into a giant dragon, surrounded Yun Yan and roared amidst lightning and thunder: He is mine! Come fight if you don't agree!
Yun Yan: Really? Then I will challenge!
Empire ruler:......!!! Stop making trouble!
Reading Guide
The arrogant little fairy is attacked by the arrogant little fairy vs. The irritable old brother Longlong.
1V1, he, Shuangjie, a cute pet who cultivates immortality, it is privately set up like a mountain, if you don't mind, don't read it.
Highlight reminder not to clear mines! Don't watch if you are afraid of thunder!
Intention: People should learn to be tolerant and generous, and not worry about small things.