The new column "Becoming a Heart-throb's Honest Husband" has been published~
A car accident awakened the self-awareness of the black material artist Yan Jiu and discovered that he was cannon fodder for the villain in a book who had done all kinds of bad things.
Currently, his plans include but are not limited to -
He plans to throw away his burdensome cub, is concerned about the protagonist Lao Gong's family property, is about to murder the innocent protagonist Shou, and prepares to inflict pain on his brother whose family is on the verge of bankruptcy.
In the end, he was attacked by the protagonist and punished by teaming up with his eldest brother, and was sent to jail.
At this moment, he had just escaped from danger, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he met the big eyes of his cub.
Yan Jiu's heart was melted by cuteness, and he decisively chose to escape with his baby, and moved out of Si's house overnight on the pretext of having sex with the baby.
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On the first day of the live broadcast, everyone's attention was attracted by the good boy Papa——
"Dad, my back hurts. I need to get more sleep. Papa does the laundry."
"Wow, daddy can make the quilt by himself today, daddy is great."
"Daddy took the hard medicine today and didn't lose any golden beans. Dad is also a good boy. You can eat a candy!"
The barrage is crazy about sucking babies from the air:
Painless motherhood
[I'm so envious that Papa's father can be taught by Papa in an encouraging way]
[Papa, your dad is CPU you! Come to Auntie quickly!
However, the next second, Papa's father, who had his back to the camera, showed his face——
The young man wearing rimless glasses leaned against the sofa sickly, enjoying the cub's shoulder squeeze with a smile.
[The feeling of being a human being comes to my face]
Hello, my husband I have never met
[Papa, tell aunt, does your father have a girlfriend?
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As the show became more and more popular, the program team seized the heat during the question and answer session and asked Yan Jiu what the entire network was thinking: "Where is Papa's mother? Will she choose to appear on the show?"
Yan Jiu didn't want to have anything to do with that person: "... Passed away."
That night, the official Weibo account of Si Group forwarded a Weibo post——
@: Still alive, mom is here.
The platform was instantly paralyzed.
#I heard my wife said everywhere that I am dead?
[The sense of human husband's MAX sand sculpture of a sickly and weak beauty being *oppressed and the contrast of cuteness, left and right, jumping around and dominating the general attack]
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=3=Pre-reading Guide=3=:
1. No prototype, no prototype
2. Overhead, overhead is overhead.
3. Same-sex couples can get married and have babies.
4. In fact, suffering is amnesia. It is amnesia.
5. There will be explanations and explanations in the text.
6. If you don't like homophonic memes, you should exit immediately.
7. Do I seem to talk a little too much?
8. But people just like talking to you.
9. (The mines in this platoon have been cleared) Pirate comments will be deleted:)
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The new column "Becoming a Heart-throb's Honest Husband" has been published, thank you for your likes~
[Copywriting:]
●The husband and wife suffer from the opposite disease of Platonic love
●True · Thousand Heartthrob Sick Weak Sensitive Big Beauty Suffering Vs True · Big Vinegar Vinegar Bird of Prey Green Tea Dog Attack
Thousands of people suspected that Qi Lan was married.
My wife is rich and beautiful, but she is a bit tall and not very willing to let him touch her.
Qi Lan woke up and realized that he was just a part in certain play situations, an honest man who was about to die and took over. He needed to help his wife choose a perfect new husband.
There are many people who like his wife, and he needs to screen them one by one and invite them to his home for inspection.
Fortunately, seven days a week, different people come forward every day.
On Monday, the client got him drunk and sent him home to talk dirty to his wife. Qi Lan closed her eyes and turned a deaf ear.
On Tuesday, the former senior student caught a glimpse of his wife, having sex in the private room. Qi Lan gestured "shh" to the waiter outside the door.
On Wednesday, the big boss went out to make soy sauce in the name of a home visit, and turned a deaf ear to his wife's polite words to persuade him to stay.
On Thursday, the producer claimed that he wanted to make his wife famous and wanted to come to the house for testing. Qi Lan took the initiative to help his wife get dressed in formal clothes and send it to the guest bedroom.
On Friday, fragments of the school uniform of the neighbor's boys' high school tripped Qi Lan to the ground. You can imagine the fierce battle before he returned home.
On Saturday, when I heard that Qi Lan was seriously ill, my brother also came to the door with gifts. It seemed that he could no longer control his mood.
On Sunday, Qing Shi, the deputy director who treated him, was too messy and ugly to be worthy of his wife, so he was kicked out by Qi Lan.
***
Pei Shuchi got married.
With the person I have dreamed of since I was young.
He is lustful and jealous, and cannot bear to see anyone getting close to Qi Lan.
Even I didn't dare to touch him, for fear of eating the marrow and knowing the taste, and for fear of hurting him.
Besides, Qi Lan didn't seem to like him very much. After getting married, he invited his boss, friends, and neighbors to his house for dinner every once in a while.
Pei Shuchi was so anxious that everyone who came to his home had their eyes fixed on Qi Lan.
He was worried that Qi Lan would discover his sinister nature, so he could only catch and beat each of them while Qi Lan was not present or paying attention, and then blast them out.
Until Qi Lan confided to him when she was drunk: "I actually like you very much, but I'm probably going to die soon. You can choose one of them."
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One day.
"I don't have much time. Have you made your choice?" Qi Lan asked him.
Pei Shuchi tied the golden bell around Qi Lan's neck, and wrapped his slender fingers around the side of his neck, forcing him to look up at himself in the mirror——
"You've chosen, are you ready?"
#About both parties feeling that they have taken advantage of it
#And both parties think that their partner is the heartthrob
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