"Male concubine vs female killer"
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After a certain mission, Wotan rescued a beautiful man. She got interested when she saw the sex, thinking that men like to have extramarital affairs, and decided to have one herself just for fun.
But after rescuing people, Wotan discovered that her outer room... Was a sick young man who loved to vomit blood.
Push him and he immediately falls to the ground. Kiss him and he will hold his breath on the spot. Talk to him in a dirty tone and he will cough until he pouts...
Fortunately, although sick Yangzi couldn't sleep for the time being, she was still diligent and virtuous. At least she could have some hot porridge when she returned home from her mission.
Moreover, Bingyangzi has a good temper and is very gentle and amiable. In the house, she played swordsmanship, and he played the piano and composed poems. The two of them seemed... Incompatible, but a perfect match.
It was not until later that she learned that this man was their rival, the Ninth Prince.
On the day he learned the truth, Wotan rushed home with his sword in hand, gritting his teeth and thinking: Should I kill him first and then have sex with him, or should I have sex with him first and then kill him?
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The Ninth Prince Jing Zhao was respectful, thrifty, benevolent and forgiving, and he was the most favored son of the late emperor. If it were not for his physical infirmities, he would have taken over the East Palace and become the crown prince.
One day he was accidentally assassinated, all the guards were killed, and no one was missing.
Later, when the guards found him, their prince was being held, kissed and touched by a cowardly girl.
The prince's ears were red, he turned his face helplessly, and coaxed the female gangster in a gentle voice: "Let's eat first."
The guards burst into tears: "This is such a sin! They must die to apologize!"
It was not until later that the guards on duty saw that their master was unwilling to return to the palace, so he deliberately pulled his clothes loosely, exposing his neck and collarbone, causing the little girl to swallow wildly.
The guards all covered their faces with their hands: "... Forget it if you are blind."
[Tip: This article is not about strong women]
▼——"Demon Lord, please stand up" new article preview——▼
Yun Wei is a casual cultivator. Although his cultivation level is not high, he has a prosperous life as a national master in the human world.
Feeling full and full of lust, one day she went out in a sedan chair and saw a handsome man with tall legs and long legs. She suddenly became interested and planned to take that man back to her house to be her son-in-law.
Yun Wei was so powerful that she stepped forward and hooked her up. Unexpectedly, the other party knocked her down with one move and almost took out her spiritual root.
Out of desperation, Yun Wei changed his mind and said that he would become his teacher.
The other party put away his killing move and asked slowly: "I want to listen to music. What instrument do you know how to play?"
Yun Wei thought for a while: "... Does whistling count?"
The man stared at her for a long time, then raised his hand and gave her a Taoist seal.
Instead of finding a husband, she found a powerful master. Yun Wei was so happy that she kept saying "Master" and shyly tried to flatter him. However, she turned around and found that this man was a demon cultivator and he had a spiritual contract with her.
Co-authored, treating her as a spiritual pet?
Yun Wei was so regretful that she beat her chest and stamped her feet. However, the contract was concluded and the man hooked his hand, so she automatically bowed and walked over: "Master, do you want a drink of water?"
Life became unlucky, and he was treated as a follower. Moreover, this person had no cultivation, but he was sometimes ineffective, and he was surprisingly lazy.
She comes with Yu Jian, and she comes with the fight. She blows the fan when it's hot, turns on the stove when it's cold... She still has to hand him his clothes when he's taking a shower!
The unlucky days were suffocating, and I could only wait until he ran out of energy to pinch his flesh tightly. After he returned to his cultivation level, he continued to nod and bow down, just to serve as a reminder to him.
Fortunately, God opened his eyes. One day there was an accident while exploring the secret realm, and the contract between the two was broken. However, she unexpectedly gained half of the master's cultivation level. Only then did she realize that this conscienceless person was actually the Demon Lord!
Yun Wei was so frightened that he ran to the Hehuan Sect with his cultivation, intending to embrace him and enjoy the blessings of everyone.
However, when she got home, she took a look at a young swordsman with red lips and white teeth, and her good fortune was disturbed.
Demon Lord pinched the little sword cultivator and asked Yun Wei: "What was the first thing you said when you stopped me that day?"
Yun Wei: "... Young man, are you looking for your husband's family?"
Demon Lord: "Well, you can find it."
▼——"Have you recited sutras for the Lord Governor today?" Advance copy copy——▼
Unfortunately, Yu Chun became an orphan.
The world is so difficult that Yu Chun, who can't even make a fire, has no choice but to go to a nunnery to make ends meet. But before she could get tonsured, the nunnery was raided.
The person who confiscated the nunnery was stunned and said that she looked like the daughter of the prefect's family, and happily took her back to the mansion. But later Yu Chun found out that he just wanted her to serve the eunuch on behalf of the prefect's daughter...
So not long after, Yu Chun and Li took Tao Zang's place and were sent to the eunuch's house.
Rumor has it that the eunuch is so powerful that even today's saints fear him. He is truly a powerful eunuch.
But when she saw the real person, Yu Chun was confused. Wasn't this the poor scholar who used to live next door to her house?
How miserable the poor scholar was back then, but now he is so prosperous. Lifting his thin eyelids makes one's teeth tremble.
"Miss Suwen has many talents, and she is most proficient in piano and painting. Why don't you play a song for me?"
"They are all lies, Lord Governor, please don't listen to them."
"You have no skills, how are you going to please this governor?" The poor scholar was dressed in official skin, and his voice sounded like it was soaked in ice.
Yu Chun clutched his sleeves and glanced at him secretly: "I... I can recite sutras."
The other party paused, then raised his eyebrows for a moment: "Okay, let's read a paragraph and listen."
The Governor was a bad guy. Ever since he entered the Governor's Mansion, he had always used various methods to make Yu Chun fall back and forth and chant sutras to him over and over again.
Purpose: Honesty is the weight of life, deceiving others can only be temporary, and you will surely reap the consequences.
