The Master of Metaphysics Dreams of Having Black Fans

[I beg all the little angels to collect this column~(column-collect this author) refill~] [Highlight] Ancient metaphysical literature, if there is no prototype, please do not use it for internal entertainment! The male protagonist's background is a brainless and cool novel with poor logic, so it's cool and that's it~ Copywriting of this article↓ Chu Yanxiao, a master of metaphysics, has always been poor because his fortune telling was too accurate and he revealed too many secrets. Unexpectedly, after his death, he would end up in the body of an even poorer female artist who had just debuted in the 18th tier! It is also bound to a system called "Get black fans to win the world". System: As long as you collect enough 88.88 Million black fans! You can get an unlimited black card! Chu Yanxiao, who was frightened by poverty, said, "Isn't it just annoying!" How difficult is this! So she began to commit suicide. She heard that fans were all jealous of their faults, so she simply counted them one by one according to the Chaohua rankings, and exposed them if they had bad character or bad behavior. I heard that everyone hates the shame of being promoted, so she took over all the resources and even showed off in a high-profile way that she was the one who brought the money to join the group. I heard that everyone disliked Versailles, so she carefully considered every word she spoke and tried to keep every word in Versailles. It was said that fans of Actor Feng hated speculation about CP the most, so she expressed her love for Actor Feng intentionally or unintentionally on various occasions. Chu Yanxiao thought that since she was seeking death like this, she would soon be able to gather enough fans to complete her mission, become fair and beautiful, and reach the pinnacle of her life. But who can tell her! Why did she do all the things mentioned in "What do celebrities do to attract bad guys"? Not only did she not get any negative fans, but she also attracted a bunch of die-hard fans? ? He is even regarded as [the judge of the entertainment industry] by netizens! What's even more outrageous is that he still takes it seriously? ! Chu Yanxiao:? ? ? You may not believe it when I tell you, but I just want your fans to hack me... Pre-collection of the article "Surprise!" My anti-fraud app is perfect! Tang Yuan never thought that the anti-fraud app he downloaded casually to cooperate with community work would become a reality! Chengjing's anti-fraud app: Your life is about to end soon if you turn black. If you want to survive, you must cooperate with me to promote anti-fraud! Tang Yuan:? With all due respect, you look like a scam to me! After figuring out that the anti-fraud app was not deceptive, Tang Yuan, a graduate of the Beidian Animation Department, picked up his old job and made animated short films of various fraud methods and put them on a certain video. "This is a pyramid scheme! Don't believe it!" "Isn't this a pig-killing plate? It's a scam!" "What a typical money plate, if you believe him, you will be a ghost!" At first, no one cared about the cartoons she made, and the victims who were being brainwashed were also very stubborn—— "This company is very formal, how could it be a pyramid scheme?" "Gungungun, you're killing pigs and cattle! What do you little girl know about movies?" "What are you talking about? You're delaying me from making money!" Unexpectedly, one day her anti-fraud animation was officially forwarded, and she became an officially-stamped "anti-fraud ambassador". The entire entertainment industry was vying to dub her animation. Scammers have just developed a new type of deception, and within a few days they can find a cracked version of the deception they have worked so hard to research on a certain website. It was so fast, as if there was a spy in his team. Liars (Sa Beining takes oxygen): I have a saying about MMP. I don't know whether to say it or not. Those previous victims who didn't believe her also regretted it and beat their chests—— "They are indeed a pyramid scheme/pig-killing plate/funding plate! If only I had listened to that little girl! Oh my money!" The final article "The fake daughter relies on the strange energy of yin and yang to survive" can be slaughtered Pei Ying slipped into a book about a true and false daughter, and became the cannon fodder and fake daughter Pei Ying. In the original book, the heroine Pei Yicheng is a real daughter with a beautiful heart and a kind heart. The fake daughter constantly targets the real daughter, and finally tries to kill herself. Pei Ying, who came back from time to time, digested the plot: It is impossible to seek death. Isn't it nice to live? At this moment, two mechanical sounds sounded in her mind: "Congratulations to the host for binding the yin and yang strange energy system. The host needs to criticize Pei Yicheng 100 times to get rid of the tragic ending!" "The money-spending system is successfully bound. If you want to survive, you have to spend 10 billion!" Pei Ying:? ? ? So—— Pei Yicheng was robbed of his role. Pei Ying: Would you accept that kind of street drama? Is it because you don't get confused quickly enough? Then he casually invested in a big-budget movie and appointed Pei Yicheng to play the female lead. Pei Yicheng: Wuwuwu, sister is so good to me! Pei Yicheng was robbed of an endorsement, Pei Ying: You can't even get that kind of bad endorsement, go home and take a shower! Then he backhanded her a blue-blood endorsement, which was several levels higher than the one that was robbed. Pei Yicheng: My sister is so cute with her hard mouth and soft heart! Pei Yicheng's dress was cut before going on stage. Pei Ying: It's just a good thing that it was broken. Your airport can't support that dress anyway! Then he immediately gave her a sky-high price dress, exclusively customized by an internationally renowned design. Pei Yicheng: My sister cares about me so much! Even my size is clear! Pei Ying hangs around the real daughter every day, giving her money to stand up for her. Netizens did not wait for the real and fake daughter to quarrel with the script, but instead started talking about the "Ying Cheng" cp. Gu Jingxing couldn't bear it anymore and suddenly appeared in the camera during one of Pei Ying's live broadcasts: Pei Ying is mine, please don't mess with her or other people's CPs. Thank you. Netizen:? ? ? #SisterCP seizes the fragrance! You stinky man, please don't dismantle my CP! # #Even if you are a super boss, you can't! # —— Intention: Work hard and get rich as soon as possible!