*Thinking around, everything will change before writing this article
The person Xu Xiluo hated most in his life was Ren Ye.
The first time I met Ren Ye, he was treated as a protection fee collector and went in to drink tea.
The second time I met Ren Ye, he was doing harm to the people, but was regarded as a pervert.
The third time I met Ren Ye, the battery collided with the car. He fell down the landslide and scraped his butt a meter away.
Xu Xiluo was lying on the road, with half of his trousers waistband in Ren Ye's hand, exposing half of his bloody buttocks. When everyone was watching and talking about him, he started to think about breaking the law.
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Ren is also a doctor and a closet person.
He has always felt very guilty and wanted to take responsibility for causing a certain man's butt to hurt so much that he couldn't get out of bed.
But Xu Xiluo didn't give him such a chance.
When he went to visit the doctor, Xu Xiluo started to smoke, and he forced himself to get up and slap him while holding on to his injured buttocks.
He sent a text message of concern, but Xu Xiluo called back the phone number and scolded him for thirty minutes before blocking him.
After being kicked out of the ward for the third time, Ren Ye stood outside the door and sighed: "You can't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment. Open the door and let me see your butt..."
Xu Xiluo was furious: "Get out!"
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Xu Xiluo had a fortune-telling, and the magic stick said that he would have a calamity after he turned thirty. He calculated countless times, but he did not predict that this calamity would be a peach blossom calamity.
He looked at the back of Ren Ye, who was diligent and thrifty, and recalled all the bad things in his life, but he still couldn't figure out what evil he had done to get married to this idiot?
Xu Xiluo endured it again and again, but couldn't hold it back: "Hey. Why are you chasing me?"
Ren also turned his head: "Didn't I say that? I am responsible for your ass."
Xu Xiluo: "..."
*Yeah, stupid*.
Talking nonsense in a serious manner, pretending not to be straight, speaking like an attack.
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Hypocritical optimist, internal and external polarity, dark crawling dead otaku
Doctor fucks teacher
Concept: Psychotic love is indestructible