My name is Osamu Dazai, 22 years old, and the former leader of Port Maria.
As for why it's my ex, it's because I just jumped off the building and successfully achieved my life's dream.
After I opened my eyes again, before I could marvel at this miraculous physique that could never die, I heard an unknown silver-haired man next to me calling me boss.
What's even more frightening is that I found that the "I" here seems to have passed the police academy and will have to register for it tomorrow.
I originally wanted to fish and paddle around for a while, and then start a five-step plan to jump off the building.
However, there happened to be five people who tried to be friends with me at the same time.
For the sake of the plan, I endured it.
Unexpectedly, these five big enemies are still the five-member police academy group with a mortality rate of 80% in the popular Detective ○ Nan in the previous life.
Osamu Dazai: I can't live this life.
This article is also known as
# Leader Zai, who can only open a vest to save money, works overtime online#
# forced to become (pseudo)red party#
#After escaping from death, I became Bai Yueguang#
Purpose: The important thing is not to heal, but to live with the pain
