[A poor little pretty shou who thinks I am the best in the world × a dignified, gentle and carnivorous young master attacks]
Bai Yeqiu and Chi Zhouchu, as the two male idols of Holy Spirit Academy, have always been equally popular. It is said that the two have regarded each other as mortal enemies for so long that they don't even want to breathe the same air.
Indeed, Bai Yeqiu had long been dissatisfied with Chi Zhouchu's disguised gentlemanly demeanor. Every time I met him unexpectedly in the playground, corridor, laboratory or even the men's room, the other person would always ignore his scowl and even smile provocatively.
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In the annual academy's TRUE+STAR male election, Bai Yeqiu narrowly lost to Chi Zhouchu by one vote. You must know that the votes were tied in previous years!
While feeling ashamed and angry, Bai Yeqiu also received a letter of challenge from Chi Zhouchu himself. He was so brave that he dared to invite himself to his home to fight!
As a result, before arriving at the battlefield, Bai Yeqiu fainted from hunger due to overwork and lack of breakfast.
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An unexplainable and shocking case occurred in the Chi family. Suddenly, all the flower plants in the courtyard were left with bare stems. When the housekeeper caught the murderer and brought him to justice, he was gnawing on a priceless orchid!
Chi Zhouchu raised his eyes and saw the unruly gaze of the little lamb, and suddenly thought of someone.
"Give him the pot of Juliet roses, too."
The Juliet rose was carefully cultivated by Chi Zhouchu and was once valued at a whopping 26 million yuan at the Chelsea Flower Show.
Housekeeper:? ? ?
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When he woke up, Bai Yeqiu sadly found that he had turned into a lamb, and his nemesis had become his master.
How can a real man depend on others? Bai Yeqiu vowed to strive to be kicked out as soon as possible!
So——
He purposely trampled on the expensive lawn intertwined with turfgrass and grass along the steps.
Chi Zhouchu was not angry and kissed him.
He deliberately got into the cloakroom and wallowed in the pile of luxury goods.
Chi Zhouchu was not angry and kissed him.
He deliberately sang and sang early in the morning to wake Chi Zhouchu up.
Chi Zhouchu was not angry and kissed him.
Bai Yeqiu looked at his increasingly bald forehead by the pond: This person seems to have a serious illness.
At night, he sneaked into the bedroom, jumped around on Chi Zhouchu's bed, and even grabbed the quilt. Unexpectedly, Chi Zhouchu was still not angry, but just hugged him and kissed him.
Then, he changed back.
As we all know, small animals don't wear clothes.
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Recently, many students have discovered that the relationship between Bai Yeqiu and Chi Zhouchu has become even worse. More than once, witnesses claimed that they saw Bai Yeqiu being blocked in a corner by Chi Zhouchu, with his eyes red as if he was about to cry.
As everyone knows, this kind of chilling campus dispute is happening right now!
Chi Zhouchu squeezed the young man's narrow waist and whispered against his hot ears, "Be good, kiss me again."
Bai Yeqiu protested, "UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuWere going to be bald!"
# Informal campus, probably Mary Susana Diao Liu
#Not only will you lose hair, but you will actually become bald! ! !
Intention: No matter what you become, you will always be the jewel in my eyes