The recording scene of a large-scale variety show:
Host: "Mr. Jiang, please tell me what makes you most satisfied with your wife!"
Jiang Chengzhi: "Considerate!"
Host: "Wow, can you give us an example so we can experience it?"
Jiang Chengzhi: "She would want to cover my eyes when she farts!"
Hot searches for the next day:
[True to the truth, the popular little girl Zhu Beibei's farts are so eye-catching that her image has plummeted!
The host was speechless, and the face of Zhu Beibei sitting opposite had turned the color of pig liver!
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It's okay to wake up and become a vicious female supporting character. She finally became a top star on her own, but was dragged down by the male supporting actor's husband in all kinds of ways.
Today you say her farts smell bad, tomorrow you say she doesn't wash your hair, and the day after tomorrow you say she grinds her teeth, snores and picks her nose...
She relies on her looks to make a good living, but she wants to be cast as a comedian.
The supporting actor's husband puts it euphemistically: Life requires humor, and humor is an art!
Blocking her financial path is a waste of her life. If her wings are strong, she can fly. If it doesn't work, she will get divorced.
But no matter what, I never expected that he would fall into his trap again!
"Honey, is the baby in your belly still behaving well?"
[Chongwen, Su Shuang]
Purpose: Treat the world with kindness