Fei Qing, who lives in Xianyue Sanxing Cave, has never had a good night's sleep since the monkey came to be his disciple.
He opened the Journey to the West and checked it out, and found that the Journey to the West was simply terrible. The words "Revitalize the Monster Clan" were written on every crooked page.
I couldn't sleep anyway, so I read carefully for half the night, and then I saw from the cracks in the words that there were two words "pills" written all over the book.
Monster pills! ! ! ! !
Under the overturned nest, there are no eggs left.
As a new-age demon who never eats human flesh, Fei Qing felt that she could still be saved.
He decided to work hard from today on.
——All the oppressed monsters in the four continents unite! Get rid of ignorance, get rid of poverty and become rich!
——Only when the demon tribe is strong, can every demon have dignity!
——It is our duty to rebuild the glory of the demon clan!
The first step to rebuild your glory: Find yourself a good father.
Kong Xuan:? At least change your last name first
Monkey:? Shouldn't the first step be to save me first?
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1. Based on the myth, you can tell by looking at the copy that it is not a serious infrastructure article (?)
2. The favorite story of the Sand Sculpture Group, the old father is Tongtian, Kong Xuan and Prince Lu Ya who was beaten to death and did not want to be named
3. Cp is the monkey who was pressed into Wuzhi Mountain
Motto: If you want to be rich, build roads first