One night, Cheng Xie found that someone named Sister Pitao added him on WeChat. Her profile picture was that of a goddess wearing a black JK and long straight legs.
This girl looks familiar
Girls always come to chat with him, but he doesn't pay much attention to her.
Until one day he saw Sister Pitao posting on WeChat Moments: Ignore me, you will run out of paper when you go to the toilet, you will choke when you eat, you will run out of battery when playing on your mobile phone, and you will be disconnected from the Internet when you play games.
Cheng Xie sneered, disapproving
He put half of the egg in his mouth directly. The next second, his cheeks turned red and he choked.
Will you choke when you eat? Coincidence
He was relieved to go to the toilet, but when he finished, he found that the toilet was out of paper.
No paper in the toilet? Coincidence
Next, after Cheng Xie experienced another disconnection from the Internet and his mobile phone was turned off, he began to doubt his life.
Damn, this is so evil
As soon as the phone was charged, Cheng Xie hurriedly logged on to WeChat to find Sister Pitao: "Let's chat for a while?" ]
The other party was very happy to see Cheng Xie taking the initiative to contact him, [Okay! What type do you like? ]
Cheng Xie: [I don't know]
Sister Peach: [Then do you like me? ]
Cheng Xie: [What do you think? ]
Sister Peach: [It seems you like me! ]
Cheng Xie: […]
Until one day, Shen, the scumbag high school student from the attached middle school next door, asked his classmates to send him a photo. The person in the photo was wearing a long skirt and had long, straight black hair. Isn't this Sister Peach?
Shen Rang: [Picture]
Shen Rang: [Do you think I look good today? ]
?
I watch your mother get out of here
Is this dog using a trumpet to play with him?
Cheng Xie: [Do you think you are very humorous? Shen Rang? ]
Shen Rang was quiet for a long time. Half an hour later, Shen Rang said: [I was wrong, baby, forgive me? ]
Cheng Xie: [... I forgive your mother]
Intention: Look at me, believe me, I will pull you ashore, I will love you very much - Shen Rang