If Cao Xueqin Were to Write "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"

What would it be like if Cao Xueqin wrote "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? The origin of this series was originally a joke in the group. A few friends and I discovered by chance that many memes about Red Mansions and the Three Kingdoms could be the same, such as Xun Wenruo's burning of manuscripts to end his infatuated love, Xuan Liang's sister I have met before, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao's unicorn memes, etc. I thought it was fun, so I wrote this series. Contains CPs such as [Xuan Liang] [Cao Xun] [Cao Guo] [Ce Yu] [Quan Xun] [Zhong Jiang] and so on. It was originally just a spoof, but since I was stubborn, I thought it would be better to string together the entire "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in chronological order, so the current work was born. For the sake of humor, a few sentences are quoted from the original text of Dream of Red Mansions, and the rest are original. It will make you laugh, but don't take it seriously. Concept: re-enactment of history, chemical reaction between red bodies and strong men