Please accept the pre-released article "The whole class is dressed in a character's death and torture"~
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Copywriting of this article:
Legend has it that there are sharks in the South China Sea, who live in the water like fish, never waste time weaving, and whose eyes can weep.
The boat the artist Lin Guangzhu was riding in capsized. When he opened his eyes, he saw the most beautiful creature in the world:
Mysterious, powerful, and strong.
A dark blue mermaid tail and smooth scales.
A male mermaid in heat.
Legend has it that the oil produced from the scales of a mermaid's tail can be made into a lamp that will remain bright forever. This will become Lin Guangyi's most satisfying work in his life. Looking at the dissatisfied mermaid, a brilliant idea came to his mind——
He will use his body as bait,
Lure the mermaid out of the sea and kill them.
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Mermaid Fang Xun opened his eyes and found that he was reborn.
Just like in his previous life, he saved Lin Guangzhu from falling into the sea. The difference is that nothing has time to happen now. He is not stupid enough to be stranded for love, and is made into a lamp by the white moonlight of love at first sight.
Looking at the seemingly submissive and submissive people, Fang Xun's heart was bleeding, and there was only one desperate thought left in his mind:
It turns out that he was nice to me and just wanted to get my scales.
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The human quickly fell in love with the mermaid during the soothing process. He wanted to help the mermaid survive the estrus period and then take him home and get married.
But he found that something seemed wrong...
①After helping the mermaid to undress, the mermaid was jealous: "If XX is in estrus again, will you help or not?"
② Touching two mermaid tails with great affection, the mermaid was furious: "My tail and I fell into the water at the same time, who do you want to save first?"
③After confessing, the merman vomited three liters of blood and fainted from grief.
Human beings were puzzled, and finally one day they saw a mermaid dropping small pearls and secretly writing on the beach with a tree branch——
Lin Guangzhu doesn't love me on the Xth day QAQ
Lin Guangzhu: "..."
The case was solved, the old man was reborn, and he came back with a love brain.
1. Crazy criticism of artists who are indifferent × love-brained lady's temper and mermaid attack
2. The Lord accepts the text and attacks the rebirth. There was no misunderstanding in my previous life, and I fell in love with each other before we even got along. However, the situation in this life is different. Very short cookies.
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I would like to recommend the completion of the old article to uu people ~ it has been completed!
"Live Broadcast in Unlimited Streaming and Become Popular"
After the world was transformed into an infinite battle royale, Jian Yuntai's life was miserable. He had no money, no house, slept in a bridge, and was forced to work countless jobs.
He had been looking forward to awakening for a long time and was ready to enter the dungeon to make money at any time. Who knew that a coma disrupted all plans.
When he woke up again, he was tied to the electric chair, and a group of people with live ammunition looked at him as if they were facing an enemy.
When he moved, everyone raised their guns in fear.
The leading officer trembled and took a few steps back: "You, don't come over here!"
Jian Yuntai:? ? ?
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There is a new member in the live broadcast team. I heard that he was arrested for committing a major crime and Dai Zui came to work in the live broadcast team.
The audience is curious to watch his live broadcast.
I saw Jian Yuntai tearing apart a copy of the monster one second, touching the cat's head the next, and could cut it off to make a poster with every smile.
The audience shouted wildly: "This is my new wife! Don't compete with me!"
After a round of dungeons passed, everyone thought that my wife was handsome, beautiful, and extremely kind to her teammates. They couldn't help but wonder whether he had committed such a shocking crime, even though he seemed quite normal.
Until one day, Jian Yuntai made a mistake and died in the dungeon. Before everyone could feel sad, Jian Yuntai was resurrected on the spot and gave birth to an extremely cruel sub-personality.
The young man with long black hair, wearing a phoenix crown and a haori, chuckled and took off the groom's head in the wedding-themed book.
He smiled slightly and licked his bloody fingertips. When he looked back, his eyebrows were full of anger, "Who else wants to marry me?"
Everyone was shocked: Who are you, handsome man? Where is my wife? ? ?
Later, this sub-personality became everyone's 'husband'.
Later, everyone got the coquettish and clingy little puppy son, the intelligent and innocent Bai Yueguang's first love, the considerate and gentle boyfriend, the yandere and paranoid crybaby lover...
Jian Yuntai (smiling): It's me, it's all me
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Jian Yuntai used live broadcasts to earn various supplies, and became prosperous in the apocalypse. He accidentally became famous all over the world.
Someone asked him what troubles he still has at the top——
Jian Yuntai: I hope someone won't expect all of my personalities to like him, and stay away from my sub-personalities, okay?
A certain white-haired crazy man criticizes:? ? ?
Intention: Already aware of the vastness of the universe, I still pity the green grass and trees