In the second year of high school, the two handsome guys most anticipated by the whole school became Alpha. Just when everyone was happy, a "bad news" came to everyone's ears:
There are two Alphas, one whose pheromone smells like toilet water, and the other whose pheromone smells like essential oil.
So everyone went crazy.
An Omega shyly stopped the monitor: Can you let me smell your Fengyoujing?
Shen·Jinzi·Qu Chun: Get out! If you want to smell it, buy it yourself!
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In the summer, the classmates opened the windows, but soon they had mosquito bags on their arms and cried to Shen Quchun: Brother Chun, use your pheromones to smoke out those ungrateful mosquitoes!
Shen Quchun slapped the table: I told you I am not a toilet water!
In winter, the students closed the doors and windows tightly, turned on the air conditioner and fell asleep, crying to the monitor: Monitor, please spread the pheromones to refresh us!
Shen Quchun slapped the table: Get out! He can only cheer me up!
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In order to hide the fact that he was an Omega, Song Langci applied inhibitors and barrier agents on time and rigorously every day. Unexpectedly, the barrier agent was washed away by a heavy rain. Shen Quchun blocked him in the locker room and said in a hoarse voice: "Damn it, you sweet wind oil essence."
Song Langci took a breath of air. The strong mint smell did indeed smell like Fengyoujing. He closed his eyes and said tremblingly: "Shen Quchun, bite my glands."
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Omega, who is unsmiling and easily shy, pretends to be just for fun, Omega vs. Confident and arrogant, shameless toilet water Alpha
Tsk, do you guys move your fingers? Move, I am yours(???)
Purpose: Socialist core values