Mansion No. 7

Enter V, here comes the 10,000-word fat seal~~ The copy of the advance collection of "Yellow Spring Inn" and "The Cannon Fodder Second Man's Promotion" is below~ When Ye Zang was twenty-three years old, he took over a museum under his family name, Mansion No. 7, According to the rules of the Ye family. It was deserted on weekdays, and there were rumors that it was haunted, and even less people paid attention to it. All the family members in the branch thought that Ye Zang was the one the family least wanted to see, so they threw him such a mess. But only Ye Zang himself knew that No. 7 The mansion is the place that the Ye family has been guarding since their ancestors. The ancient objects inside are very evil, in other words, they are all alive. When these objects grow old, they will develop consciousness and have souls. However, these souls also have good and evil spirits, so Ye Zang's task is to watch them, or take back the objects that have spiritual consciousness outside, so as to avoid trouble for ordinary people. He would usually recite a few words to the bronze tripod or listen to the sad story about the emerald hairpin. It was quite interesting to listen to these ancient objects talk about those long-ago events. However, the Jiazicang in Mansion No. 7 Was a place that the previous owner had repeatedly warned not to set foot on. I heard that the object sealed there was a violent and evil spirit. Until one day, Ye Zang accidentally released this master who was so dangerous that people would have nightmares for several days even if he even took a step closer. Then one day... Ye Zang coldly looked at the person kneeling in front of him. He was wearing a jade crown and a black robe. Apart from being handsome, the rest... "Azang smells so good." "Azang just wants to renew my thousand-year soul life. Can you let me take a bite?" "Azang~" It's so annoying that it kills you! Ye Zang resisted the urge to kick him to death and began to search on the Internet: What modern tools can be used to smash the ancient jade seal into pieces? The beautiful, strong, cold and irritable curator is attacked by the old and crooked Jade Seal Soul Food guide: 1. Updated daily, between 9pm and 10pm 2. The historical content in the article is all from my imagination. I am a noob at writing logic. Enjoy reading the article. Please do not fall into the logic trap~ Copywriting of "The Second Cannon Fodder Man's Ascension": The entrance to the Municipal Public Security Bureau is a sight to see every time after get off work. Either there are a group of beauties with sleek Beijing style standing there, or there are young male models with outstanding looks. Everyone knows that the beautiful team leader Yu in the police station is very slippery when it comes to relationships, but changing one every day is too much! But starting from a certain day, there was no scenery at the door. Yu Yizhi, who usually loves to flirt and amuse, was either sitting in the office biting his pen and looking up at the sky at 45 degrees in a daze, or he was on the road in a daze. The young police officer whispered, "What's wrong with Captain Yu?" "No... His kidneys are broken." "You're kidding me. I was the first person to break my own record in the cross-country race with heavy loads some time ago." "I met true love!" "Fuck, it's possible!" "..." Yes, Yu Yang has met his true love, but it's just a bloody plot played online. This true love is the boyfriend of his unlucky nephew who has been with him for seven years. To attack his nephew's wife, isn't it... A bit of a beast? Yu Yang lay on the chair depressed, his mind kept flashing back to that cold and delicate face, and his heart felt like it was scratched by a kitten, it hurt and itched. On this day, Yu Yang was ordered by his mother to go back to his old house for dinner. It was a coincidence that as soon as he arrived, it started pouring rain outside. The first person he saw when he entered the door was his unlucky nephew. In fact, the two of them were about the same age, so Yu Yang was the elder in the family. Yu Yang looked up and down at his unlucky nephew with a resentful look on his face. There's nothing about this guy that can compare to me! After that, the unfortunate nephew hurriedly answered the phone and rushed out nervously. Yu Yang felt curious, took an umbrella and followed him out slowly. As soon as he left the door, Yu Yang looked at the man standing in the rain. He was wearing a captain's uniform, with long legs and a slim waist, and a few streams of water running down his pale and delicate face. Yu Yang's hand holding the umbrella trembled. "Little story, why don't you go back first and I'll explain it to you." The unlucky nephew went to hold the man's hand, and Yu Yang's keen hearing acquired through years of working as a criminal policeman allowed Yu Yang to hear the conversation between the two clearly. The man smiled and took out a few intimate photos from his arms, "Which number is this? Forget it." "A little story..." The man threw the photo on his unfortunate nephew and turned away with red eyes. Yu Yang was stunned for a moment, suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, stepped on the blisters and rushed over. I just want to be a fucking beast! Great beauty, here I come! Then, the unlucky nephew looked sadly at his little uncle who was so excited that he was holding an umbrella like a duck in the water and basically ignored him, running towards his boyfriend. Unlucky nephew: "..." Something doesn't seem right. One day after that, the man took the initiative to come to the door. As if he had expected it, the unlucky nephew went up and wanted to hug him, "Xiao Xiao, please forgive me once, for the last time." Then, Yu Yang swaggered out behind the man while wagging his peacock tail, slapped his unlucky nephew on the back of the head, raised his eyebrows and said, "No big one, no small one, this is your aunt." Unlucky nephew: "..." Why is there something wrong? Small snippet: Yu Yang, who had narrowly escaped death, was lying on the hospital bed staring at the ceiling. At this time, the ward door was pushed open forcefully, and Yu Yang tilted his head and glanced at the anxious-looking beauty. He looked indifferent and said, "Wen Ruru, if I really die today, will you regret looking for him?" Wen Ru remained silent. Yu Yang clenched his fists, "Fuck you! I have cherished you in my heart for the past six months. I wish I could pluck the moon from the sky and hold it in front of you. I almost cut my heart open and gave it to you. That's enough for me!" "Forget it, I won't fucking serve you anymore, get out!" Yu Yang stubbornly held back the tears that were about to burst out. At this time, two female police officers came in outside the door. "Our Captain Yu is really lucky. The bullet missed his heart by just an inch. He was sent five minutes late. I really... Can't think of it." "But it's also strange. After Captain Yu was shot, there was still a trace of electricity left in his phone, but he didn't call an ambulance." "Maybe he's confused." All these words were heard word by word in Wen Ruji's ears. He looked at the fifty-six-second missed call ID on his cell phone, and his hand holding the cell phone was shaking. "I think I must listen to your voice before I die." Yu Yang said lightly. "Ah Yu..." "Come on, don't let me see you again." Yu Yang said. Wen Rugu: What should I do if my wife doesn't want me anymore? I'm asking for N ways to coax my wife online. It's very urgent. The cold, ascetic and beautiful woman criticizes the captain Gong (who is a scumbag in the early stage, but in the later stage he is doting on his wife) × the self-righteous peacock slut Food guide: ① If you are not a double cleanse, don't join in a party! ! ! ! ! ! ②It can be said to be a sweet article~ ③Zhui Wife Crematorium. "Yellow Spring Inn" copywriting Afraid of ghosts, the beautiful little Taoist priest is attacked by VS the cold boss of Huangquan Inn in the ghost world Ye Changan was an orphan. He had not been to school for a few days since he was a child. He also followed a crazy old man who was very good at talking nonsense. When he was eighteen years old, his unreliable master left him behind under the guise of traveling around the world without worries. So Ye Changan, a half-assed little Taoist priest, could only live by relying on a mouth that inherited his master's deception. Until one day, Wang Shenpo, who had a good book with him, introduced him to a job that would give him a large sum of money to help people marry underworld. When he heard this, his legs felt weak. Even though he was doing ghost hunting for a living, he refused to let his master open his eyes for no reason. He was afraid of ghosts. He was so afraid that he had to turn on the light when sleeping. So after Goddess Wang finished speaking, he refused without any hesitation, and after three days of starvation, he became the one holding the portrait of the "bride". With the bright red wedding candle, the black and white portrait, and the gusty wind, this scene was as weird as it could be. Ye Changan almost closed his eyes, silently thinking that Namo Amitabha was holding on here. He heard from the goddess Wang that this was a "blind date" and he wanted to see if the two "newcomers" were compatible. After finally finishing the work, Ye Changan's vagina was almost wet, but what Goddess Wang said next made him faint from fear. It is said that the "groom official" over there has taken a liking to him! Hold! This ghost brother was really a crook when he was alive! At midnight on the wedding day, a skeleton ghost dressed in tattered red clothes walked ten miles along the street, playing creepy music, and walked to Ye Changan's small rental house. But Ye Changan didn't see these, because he fainted with fright when he heard the first sound of the music. When he woke up, he saw an antique room. The air was filled with a strong smell of burnt yellow paper. Ye Changan sat up tremblingly, "What kind of place is this?" "Yellow Spring." A voice that was cold to the bone. Ye Changan rolled his eyes and almost breathed his last. "If you dare to faint, just throw it out to feed the evil spirits in the Forgotten River." The cold voice sounded again. When Ye Changan heard this, his dark eyes immediately rolled back. He only dared to open his eyes a little and looked towards the sound. A man in black was sitting upright on a chair, his picturesque brows and eyes seemed to be stained with a layer of wind and frost. His husband from the underworld is quite handsome. No, no! You can't ask for someone who looks so energetic, this is not a living person! Ye Changan Gulu rolled to the ground and knelt down in front of his "husband" with a plop, "You said you are so handsome, what kind of things do you want? Don't think I look like a human or a dog. In fact, I have infectious diseases! Hepatitis B, AIDS, tuberculosis, as long as you can think of it, I have it!" "What if I'm not afraid?" Ye Changan is stupid, damn it! This is so true love! Just as he was sighing, the door was kicked open, and a fierce-looking man in a bright red wedding robe walked in. He looked like a ghost at first glance. "Give him to me!" Ye Changan immediately hugged his "husband"'s thigh with his hands and feet. "My people." The man took a sip of tea slowly. "Fart! I married you!" The evil ghost yelled. Ye Changan was confused and admitted that he was the wrong "husband"? He looked between the two ghosts and finally came to the conclusion No mistake! "Believe it or not, I demolished your shabby inn!" The evil ghost said, and in his hand was a Qinglong Yanyue Sword that looked like Mr. Guan Er. As soon as the man put down the tea cup, the evil ghost was torn apart and swallowed by the fierce soul in the River of Forgetfulness in the next second. The next day, the Ten Kings of Hell and the Five Ghost Emperors all respectfully apologized to the owner of the Huangquan Inn. Ye Changan hugged his thighs tighter before he fainted from fright. One day after that, Xuan Qi looked at Ye Changan hesitantly and said, "That ghost sent you to welcome Shili Hongzhuang, but I was actually the one who went to pick you up." Ye Changan asked: "What about welcoming the bride?" Xuan Qi: "The day you first entered the underworld." Ye Changan: "I... Fainted from fright, I didn't see anything." Xuan Qi: "..." Ye Changan: "Qiqi, why don't you greet me again?" Xuan Qi: "Get out." Huangquan Inn, the soul of the afterlife... Intention: It is precisely because dreams are out of reach that people chase them