Part 1: On how difficult it is to conquer a face blind person
first time
The first time we met while pushing the same bike, I immediately remembered this girl who owned the same bike;
Lingzhi: It's too far away, so I have no impression.
Second time
By accident, he opened the wrong lock, and he was confused and couldn't tell the difference between their bicycles;
Lingzhi: It was backlit, so I couldn't see clearly.
Third time
When I met a friend when I went out, I was suddenly greeted by a very nervous friend;
Lingzhi: I only looked at my friends and didn't notice anyone else in the back seat of the car.
Fourth time
He deliberately followed her secretly and paid her money when she had no money to swipe her card;
Lingzhi: Hey, why is a stranger swiping my card? Who is this person?
Fifth time
She was waiting for the meeting downstairs, but she didn't know each other when she met across the street;
Lingzhi: Did this person swipe the card? I don't know at all. Anyway, whoever owns this car is the one waiting for the owner.
Yuan Lai looked up to the sky and sighed, it's so difficult. Is it his fault that he looks ordinary? Is it his fault that he is not extremely handsome or ugly?
Lingzhi spread her hands and was speechless. It's really not her fault, okay? She is just face-blind and myopic, and she doesn't have any minor flaws.
Part 2: On how difficult it is to find a good straight woman
first time
Pretend you don't have an umbrella on a rainy day, but try to use the same umbrella;
Lingzhi: It's so pitiful. I have to send you back safely, and I'll give you the latest umbrella as a gift.
Second time
Did you deliberately hit the car just because you missed her after not seeing each other for a long time? You wanted to take her instead, but you still got taken away?
Lingzhi: Why do good brothers want to ride on my car during a quarrel? Yuan Lai, can you lose weight?
Third time
We met on the pretext of failing a class, took the notes, and left without saying a word, with the wish to study well;
Lingzhi: My feet are freezing. It's too cold. You shouldn't wear flip-flops when going out. Hurry back to the dormitory. Hey, why did you fall down while walking too fast?
Fourth time
When the opportunity comes, he must be held responsible if he accidentally falls, right?
Lingzhi: I'm sorry. If you are responsible and useful, you won't fail the high-level math exam. You can do more questions when you have some leisure time.
Yuan Laizhu, the road to chasing his wife is long, and the biggest obstacle on the road is Gao Shu? High school mathematics is so difficult. If you can't learn it, will you really have no wife?
Lingzhi: Really, advanced math is not difficult. If we can't learn it, we won't be friends!
Part 3: On what it's like to have a girlfriend who is more powerful as a boyfriend than you are
Behavior 1: He always takes you on a ride and refuses to let go even though he is exhausted from riding the bike, so considerate;
Behavior 2: If you have a problem, she is really willing to help. No matter it is windy, rainy, thundering or lightning, she will be by your side. She is so loving;
Behavior 3: She blocks the bike when it comes, and takes you home first when it gets dark. I'm so touched;
Behavior 4: If you want to hold hands, just say so. Don't be coy. What, if you want to kiss, okay, I'll give you a sticker. It's so direct.
Yuan Lai said frankly that although he got the wrong script, he was really happy, hehehe.
Concept: Stars and street lights will shine, and everyone can shine