I Relied on My Ex-Husband's Beauty to Become the Best Actor Again

[The protagonist of this article is a character with a bad temper, so don't enter if you don't like it] [The cp of this article is about a broken mirror and a reunion. There is a lack of communication and quarrels. If you don't like it, don't enter.] In the tenth year of their hidden marriage to Luo Xingzhou, Xie Yi filed for divorce. The reason was that the Alas pig they raised was losing hair all over the house, and Luo Xingzhou, who had been staying at home, was actually planning to shave the dog. This is not only perfunctory to the dog, but also perfunctory to him. Leave, must leave! However, on the day of the divorce, there was a car accident. Xie Yi's vision went dark. He only remembered that Luo Xingzhou hugged him and then fell unconscious. - Opening his eyes again, Xie Yi saw himself in the mirror. A peaked cap, silver earrings, and a dyed colorful rooster head. This is clearly the face of Luo Xingzhou, the same Luo Xingzhou who was a rising star in the music scene fifteen years ago. Xie Yi looked at the people around him and read the same emotion in each other's eyes - bad luck. ——Yes, he and his ex-husband had sex. They have all transformed into how they were fifteen years ago, but time has stayed in the present, with entertainment headlines still promoting the release of actor Xie Yi's new film. "I'm going to dye my hair back black, and you stay home and clean up the dog hair, do you hear me?" Luo Xingzhou raised his eyebrows: "Brother, don't you want a divorce?" Xie Yi: "..." Calm and unable to take action, that is his own handsome face. —— Talented King of Songs·Little Wolf Dog Attack x Powerful Actor·Broken Temper Next year. Instructions for consumption: 1. Mutual favor 2. Just sweet 3. The essence is just the fun of an old couple. —— Column pre-collection "The cp of the Best Actor in Love Variety Show is the number one on my list [live broadcast]" please collect_(:з∠)_ Recently, a new anchor on the live broadcast website CALLER suddenly became popular, with the ID name "Materialist Dog". The anchor wore small black sunglasses and shook a large white paper fan. The barrage was filled with ridicule, contempt, disdain and ridicule for the remnants of superstition. Until—— He praised a certain celebrity for being loved by everyone, but the next day the celebrity was photographed by the paparazzi cheating on him; He said that a certain colleague had false teeth, and the next day the colleague admitted that he was wearing a set of dentures; He commented that a certain viewer was single since birth, and the next day the viewer discovered that his online girlfriend was his roommate... Audience: "Can you say something good?" Anchor: "How can a dog's mouth spit out ivory!" It doesn't look like acting. - Brother Dog became popular because he relied on the dog's mouth that didn't spit out ivory to become popular. But no one dared to ask him to tell their fortunes. The audience wrote thousands of letters asking the master to change his closed-mouth chant. A certain program team did the opposite and sent Brother Gou a romance invitation letter. The reward was high, and Brother Gou happily went. On the first day, his CP fell into the water gloriously during the activity; The next day, he was admitted to the hospital with high CP fever; On the third day, his CP returned to work despite being sick, and heard Brother Gou live broadcasting: "Yu Sinian is fine everywhere, but he walks silently, like a ghost." Movie King Yu slammed the door coldly. Audience: "Oops, the best actor is not really a ghost." - Yu Sinian is cold and arrogant, and is a devil-level existence in the film and television industry. It is said that the director who asked him to take the film could go around the equator. Yu Sinian would accept any director, but he would only refuse fantasy themes. He is a staunch materialist, so steadfast that the crew in which he participated did not dare to worship God and worshiped Marx instead. Hearing Brother Gou comment that he was "like a ghost", Yu Sinian didn't say a word and waited until Brother Gou went on air at eight o'clock in the night. With an excited heart and trembling hands, Yu Sinian typed out "QAQ" while holding the top spot on the list. Anchor: "What's wrong with rich sister?" The first one on the list: "Dog Master QAQ" "Can I still be your dog after becoming a ghost?" - The girl's sultry and innocent attack × the crow's mouth mixed with evil pleasure Under the Year + Two-way Redemption + Heavenly Bamboo Horse + Attack Single Arrow for Many Years Yu Sinian×Gou Weixin - ◎Instructions for consumption: 1. There is no metaphysics, the protagonist is simply arrogant; 2. Don't be superstitious, just believe in Brother Dog; 3. I forgot to attack in the early stage (I really forgot); 4. The essence is a sweet story about two idiots having sex; 5. Cut off the leg meat yourself. ======== I recommend a few romance articles by my gay friend [Kuo Yuan], read them, read them, read them, the plots are awesome (screaming) 1. Weiyouxuan's "S-level talent, dominate the natural disaster game" (completed): A max-level boss led a team to shock the interstellar empire. 2. Fantasy "My parents were once infinite streaming god-level players [Baby Variety Show]" (currently being serialized): Urgent, what should ordinary amateur parents do if they get out of the variety show industry by relying on various magical tricks? Purpose: cherish the present moment