Pre-receipt: "After exchanging things for things, becoming a god in the last days"
Sang Qiqi missed the mark and worked as a social animal in the underworld for twenty years, but her monthly performance was not up to par.
Sang Qiqi: I would really like to thank you :)
For the sake of performance, she took the initiative to go on a business trip to the human world, fell into the body of an 18th-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry who died unexpectedly, and worried about her work every day.
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Sang Qiqi, an 18th-tier amateur, spends three days doing small things and seven days doing big things. He searches for first-tier players on the black and red lists.
After Pengci Best Actor received millions of comments from fans, Sang Qiqi sent a letter to the actor's assistant. In the letter was a 100-yuan ghost coin produced by Tiandi Bank.
Actor Assistant:?
On that day, the news swept the hot searches. Fans of the movie star scolded Sang Qiqi for being mentally ill and wanted to raise funds to send her to a mental hospital.
As a result, before the money was collected, the actor's assistant was sent to prison first.
Topics such as # Assistant Suspected of Murder# and # Assistant's House Hidden Corpses were on the trending searches and could not be taken down for three days and nights.
Netizens were stunned.
Sang Qiqi became famous in one battle!
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Sang Qiqi quit the entertainment industry and opened a funeral service. She occasionally hosted live broadcasts to increase her followers and gain popularity.
Methods to increase fans and gain popularity include but are not limited to:
1. A lucky visitor will be randomly selected to receive a 20% off coupon for their own funeral goods store.
2. Free mailing of Sang Qiqi's homemade urn
3. Uncover major unsolved mysteries in the past and provide information about evil spirits.
So.
Netizen 1: I got the coupon and adhered to the principle of not wasting it. I went to Qiqi store to buy a shroud for my Tai Nai. That night I dreamed of my Tai Nai and said hello to my Tai Nai on behalf of my dad and the others. My Tai Nai was very happy and said that he had saved a lot of money for me underground and that when I got there, I would be the rich second generation!
Netizen 2: Qiqi's homemade urn is so beautiful! I can't wait to lie in it(?)
Netizen 3: Thanks to Ms. Sang Qiqi for providing clues that allowed us to successfully catch the murderer in the XX case.
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Small theater:
Since Sang Qiqi's funeral supplies store was booming and could not be managed by one person, she decided to hire an employee.
The other side of the underworld said: No need to spend money, the department next door will give him a free labor force, and you only need to be responsible for his food and sleep every day and help him find a girlfriend.
Sang Qiqi clenched her fists excitedly: There are such good things in the world.
Turning his head, he faced the face of the underworld boss.
The big boss smiled and said hello, future girlfriend.
Sang Qiqi: "..."
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Reading guide:
1. Idle cool articles, bring entertainment circle
2. The villains are male, female, and ghost.
3. Since it involves live broadcast, there will be some barrage content.
4. There is a male protagonist, but he appears late^^
5. Update every day, work hard to update more/make a fist
——Advance collection of new articles: After exchanging things for things, becoming a god in the last days——
After missing the mark, Yu Qiao transformed into a passerby in the apocalyptic novel.
At that time, she was on the road to escape. On her left was her brother who had a high fever, and on her left was her sister who had a recurrence of asthma. Behind her were hundreds of zombies chasing the car.
Several question marks slowly appeared on Yu Qiao's head——
What does it mean? It's hard to survive again, but it's going to start in hell?
Fortunately, she got a barter-for-barter system two days later. The system was connected to the Blue Star decades ago. Unlike the current zombies and lack of supplies, the Blue Star at that time had everything.
Unexpired medicines, fresh food, clean water, and even powerful weapons.
Yu Qiao looked at the pitiful appearance of his younger siblings and tried to type a line on the trading platform: We are in the last days and want to exchange for some ibuprofen and albuterol. Is anyone willing to trade?
Soon, someone replied: Yes, what do you use to trade?
Yu Qiao: Do you want the juice of the mutated plant? The mosquito repellent effect is first-class and can be used as a powerful toilet water!
Other side:……?
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Chen Xu, who was in Blue Star, discovered that a store called "Barter for Bargains" suddenly appeared on the homepage recommendation of a certain shopping platform.
I clicked in out of curiosity. The store introduction said: The intertwining of the present world and the end of the world is the beginning of hope.
There is only one sentence in the item display below: People are in the end of the world and want to exchange for some ibuprofen and salbutamol. Is anyone willing to trade?
Chen Xu: ... Where did a lunatic open a lunatic store?
But it's interesting.
Chen Xu took out the fever-reducing medicine and asthma medicine at home and chose to trade them.
Soon, he received a bottle of strange liquid with the words 'Powerful Mosquito Repellent Water' labeled on it. At night when he was camping in the mountains, he held mosquito repellent water in his hand and fell into silence while looking at the dense mosquito corpses on the ground.
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Yu Qiao's barter shop suddenly became popular.
After exchanging powerful mosquito repellent water, mutated rice, indestructible fabrics and other items, Yu Qiao looked at the items that could be exchanged, hesitated for a few seconds, and quietly asked: Maybe, do you want mutated zombies?
Blue Star Man:...?
2025/6/24
——Gay friends pre-collected "The heroine became famous through her live broadcast of metaphysics"——
Once he opened his eyes, Song Zhishi transformed into the real daughter who no one likes in the novel "True and Fake Daughters".
Thinking of the series of vicious plots that followed, Song Zhishi decisively left the Song family overnight.
Passing through the cemetery, I met an earthbound spirit asking for help.
The empty wallet gave Song Zhishi an idea and he immediately started live streaming online.
Live broadcast room title: [Chatting with the dead online~]
Earthbound Spirit:?
Netizens who entered the live broadcast room:? ?
"It's so funny. This translucent person looks like a special effect. It's so fake."
"Liar, report it."
After a while, as the Earthbound Spirit introduced himself, the audience in the live broadcast room began to tremble.
"Wait, this name looks familiar."
"The face looks familiar..."
"Ah, isn't this the richest man who died in the news a few days ago?!"
Everyone:! ! !
There is no doubt that Song Zhishi became famous overnight.
To make money, she developed several businesses.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Finally I can give my best friend a dream and ask her to delete the hidden files in my computer."
"Help! I killed a ghost's favor charm instantly. In my dream, there was a male ghost who insisted on marrying me. I'm a boy!"
"I spent all my savings to buy an antidote to Meng Po Decoction, but the one I got was the beast. Do you still want to drink it? Waiting online, urgent!"
Later, Song Zhishi's fans spread all over the world of Yin and Yang.
Countless people followed her live broadcast room to catch ghosts in various places and solve old cases. From time to time, they would also see the black and white impermanent king of hell and other underworld bosses.
——Q is the most hardcore live broadcast room in the world!
Small theater:
The Song family came to invite Song Zhishi to go home.
She readily agreed and generously asked Li Gui to protect them personally.
Song family:? ? ? The smile gradually disappears. Jpg
Song Zhishi: "Eh? Are you unhappy?"
In an instant, the Song family members, all covered with burly men: Help, ah ah ah
Purpose: Protect loved ones, catch criminals, and build a better society.
