
After Dressing up as Cannon Fodder, I Became a Heartthrob
穿成炮灰后我成了万人迷
by Half Green (半截青)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 254k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Following the archive article "Cannon fodder is determined to stay away from the protagonist", the copy of "Thorn Moonlight" is below, everyone is welcome to collect it, okay ^^ This article will finish V starting from 11.19, And the finished V chapter will start from Chapter 23. Thank you for your support^^ Copywriting of this article Xue Xiaopei is an online author of sadomasochism and danmei novels. He has a unique writing habit. Except for the first novel that was unfinished and locked, every one of his books contains a licking dog who is infatuated with the protagonist. He wrote three such novels. There are three identical licking dogs. He suffered retribution for writing too much about dog licking. He passed through the novel "Love Is Deep and Deep" and became Xue Pei, a model of cannon fodder dog licking who loves the protagonist but cannot love him. He is "infatuated" and "forbearing" miserably playing the role in the original book, waiting for success and retirement to be free and at ease. However, the two protagonists of the same series also appeared in this world. He had no skills at all. He spent the morning in front of the love nest of Gong Yi and Shou Yi, soaking in the rain. In the afternoon, he bought gifts for Gong Er to say I love you to Shou Yi on his behalf. At night, he was hungry and fished while watching Neptune. While he was doing his best to be a dog licker—— Gong Yi stood under the scorching sun and struggled to save himself: "Love me again." Gong Er was full of infatuation: "The prodigal son will never be replaced by gold. From now on, I will only love you." Gong San wholeheartedly said: "We grew up together and are a match made in heaven." Xue Xiaopei's face was full of horror: "Stay away from me." So, he sought help from a big boss, Gu Meisheng, thinking that he would be safe from now on, but he didn't expect to fall into that man's arms—— "I've been waiting for you for a long time." Since then, Xue Xiaopei has learned a truth: even if the novel is locked, the protagonist can still pass through the book. No licking, everything is there PS: ①The copy of this article was written on May 27, 2021, and has been screenshotted ②The attack is Gu Meisheng ③No prototype! ! ! ———— [Opening in the next volume] Following the archive article "Cannon Fodder Stays Away from the Protagonist Game", I have modified the text. Welcome to collect it, okay ^^ "The cannon fodder stays away from the protagonist" Shang Yu has suffered from affective disorder since he was a child. He is emotionally indifferent and has no desires. After a car accident, he was selected by a bookstore to complete the task of torturing and attacking the counterfeit crematorium. He has been a bit player and became an actor, he has been a beggar and he has become an emperor. He has a lot of cannon fodder and a lot of heartthrobs... From a certain flower market to a certain river, as long as there is a scumbag wearing a crematorium skin, there will be tasks that he has completed with full marks. Once he traveled back in time, he found that he was cannon fodder in a novel, but he just wanted to stay away from the protagonist and live a simple and peaceful life. He was kicked out of the house by his adoptive parents and had his popular script taken away from him. In order to repay his debt, he had to join an under-appreciated film crew and play the role of a vicious third male lead who everyone screamed for beating. The male lead in the play was once his Grand Slam rival, but now he is the protagonist's uncle. The uncle and nephew are staring at him eagerly both in and out of the play. The second male protagonist was once his assassin partner, but his throat was blocked by his sword on the way to rebirth and revenge. Now he has changed his identity and become the protagonist, waiting for him. Even a small group of actors in the crew and the growth-oriented behind-the-scenes boss in the original book are all beggars who didn't grab the steamed buns back then. #Not only did he stay away from the protagonist, he also upgraded his rival plus# #Excuse me, am I coming to the retirement home in Chuanshuju? # Even the president of the company who is the largest investor in this drama is an old acquaintance of Shang Yu who can't escape. Shang Yu: Is this a work-related injury? When Shang Yu was being laughed at by the entire Internet and waiting to see the joke, a secretly photographed animated picture went viral. In the animated picture, a man with stunning appearance is holding a black cat and looking up coldly, with a captivating red mole at the end of his eye. The entire Internet was in a frenzy, with countless people confidently saying: Hi! Wife! A very possessive person angrily posted on Weibo: "Let me introduce you, this is my wife @. Stunning cold beauty is attacked by possessive and jealous cum "I am always responsible for what I have tamed, I am responsible for my roses. "--"The Little Prince" ps: ① The pseudo-crematorium in this article refers to the article that wears the skin of a crematorium and only tortures people but does not attack them in the final hard he. ②2021.8.7, Screenshot taken [Part 2] Copywriting of "Moonlight on Thorns": "Moonlight on Thorns" There is a clothing store owner on the old street. He is beautiful and has a weird temper. In other stores, customers are God, but in his store, God is picky. But because the clothes in his store are unique and distinctive, gods still come and go. The strange boss hides in the store day after day, and only in winter will he hug his cat and sit on the rocking chair outside the door to bask in the sun. On this day, a strange man came to the old street. He didn't work at his old age and let the hotel proprietress make money in vain. He just wandered and chatted on the street during the day and night. Eventually, I picked up a chair and sat looking at the strange boss's clothes shop all day long. One day, the weirdo knocked on the strange boss's door with a note, looking like he was collecting debt: "Five million, pay me back. " The note clearly said: "... My mother will give you 10 million to break up with me. Then you can take the money and leave, and we will elope. You will keep half of the 10 million as a dowry, and I will use half as a betrothal gift..." The strange boss's face remained unchanged, he raised his eyelids and typed the shop's customer rules: "Don't make any noise, pay by yourself, don't bother if you don't have money. " Old lovers meet again. The world-weary and poisonous tongue is attacked by Mr. X Guifeo 2021.8.17 Screenshots left on file Intention: Only by never forgetting your original intention can you achieve success