[The second-tier king of earthy love stories, Gong, who is not stuffy but coquettish and is upright x the not-so-smart and smart-aleck third-tier guy, who pours fresh meat in one bite] This is really a five! Color! Spot! Colorful! World! I just remembered that my mother is a rotten girl, but then I turned around and discovered that my mother was making fun of Tongmeng and I. Laughing to death. I don't know how to write even Meng Dinuo. But my mother refused, she insisted on pressing my head and making her kowtow! Then... OK. You knock. I'm not familiar with him anyway. Steam and say goodbye. However, Tong Meng took advantage of me being drunk (not what you thought!) To pick up a drama for me? He plays the leading role himself and gives me a spare tire that I look at him every day but never ask for? What kind of mentality does it feel like for me to watch him having sex with other people every day? Anyway, I'm a third-tier guy, so I don't care~ But can you please stop teasing me publicly during the live broadcast? Can you please stop asking so clearly that I don't eat onions? Can you stop just playing Lianliankan and Xiaoxiaole pretending to be a high-level player and playing black games with me? My friend, it really bothers me that you are doing this. If you do this, CP fans will believe it is true. If you do this, I will believe it to be true. If you do this... I will also want to knock our CP. I had no choice but to try. Ah? So delicious! ?
Small theater 1.
Tongmeng: Do you know which pair of famous CPs you came from the stars have?
Shen Yinuo:? Cheon Song Yi and Professor Do.
Tong Meng: No, it's beer fried chicken!
Shen Yinuo:......
Tong Meng: Do you know the famous CP of our story?
Shen Yinuo: ... Crayfish and sparkling water. (So this is what you were talking about)
Tongmeng: No, it's you and me.
Shen Yinuo:. (Sure enough, the first place in the local love story contest)
Small theater 2.
Tongmeng: Have you read our fanfic?
Shen Yinuo: (frightened) Huh? No.
Tong Meng: Hey, I don't understand what ABO is. Is it blood type? (Quietly)
Shen Yinuo: (So this is what I wanted to ask) A means the most dominant pheromones, most of which are attacking, B means ordinary people, O is mostly receptive, and easy to get pregnant. Oh, by the way, the book "Fishing Idols One Birth and Four Treasures" written by someone is, do you understand?
Tongmeng: ... Bao, let's go have a supper later and roast a pig's brain for you.
Shen Yinuo:.
[There are no prototypes in the entertainment industry, they are all made up.
Purpose: I have to finish the CP on my knees!