Zhao Yu has three great virtues:
"One Great Virtue: Treating Everyone Equally":
It's a time-traveling game, and the gentle male protagonist in the online game is so cute that it was criticized. Who would have known that when you paid to experience time-travel, the male protagonist's modeling was forced in by capital, and he was an ugly kid.
"It's not that I look down on ugly people. He's just ugly. If he has to disgust me as the male lead, it's fine if he's disgusting. If he has to force me to say he's handsome! This is a sin." Zhao Yu complained.
She fell in love with the crazy second male lead who took things by force.
Although the second male lead is crazy, he is handsome!
"Excuse me, why did you choose to be his licking dog?" Someone asked.
Zhao Yu was silent, looking up at the sky with tears in his eyes:
"What moved me the most about him was not his handsome face that wiped out station B, but his single-mindedness in only me being a loser from the beginning to the end..."
"Two Great Virtues: The Life of Miracle Doctors":
Zhao Yu opened a medicine shop in ancient times.
Someone came to see a doctor. She raised her head and asked the man contemptuously: "What's wrong with you?"
"Doctor, I'm a little embarrassed to say that. I'm... Quite carefree. I've fallen in love with everyone's wife... How can I cure this disease?"
"Simple," Zhao Yu took out a pair of scissors from his backpack and said calmly, "Just physical castration."
The man did so. On the third day, the man's wife came to the door and was about to take down her sign. She looked up at the woman calmly and said:
"Easy."
He outputted violently and passionately, "Is this very family planning? Am I being reasonable?"
On the fourth day, the couple sent a sign saying "Hua Tuo, the Miracle Doctor".
Day 5: She launched the "Family Planning Clinic" and made a lot of money.
"Three Virtues: Language Experts":
The emperor worked too hard every day. The empress advised him to take a rest, take care of his health, and work diligently and care for the people.
If the emperor does not work, what will happen to the GDP of the masses?
She went to meet the emperor, and after hearing what the queen said to the emperor, she was silent for a long time, raised her eyes and said, "She is in the CPU..."
The emperor knew that CPU was a bad word, but he didn't know the meaning, so he asked very piously:
"You invented the CPU, what exactly is a CPU?"
"Clam, push, you" (stop pushing you)
The emperor suddenly realized it and decided to work hard on the spot! I almost died suddenly after staying up late, and I had to get up even after being stabbed with needles:
"I... Can't be CPU!"
The author has something to say:
1. Double c, he, handsome man and beautiful woman. The views of the female protagonist in this article do not represent the views of the author, please do not take it seriously.
2. The author works part-time and produces his own food. Writing articles is very tiring, and updating is super tiring. If you get praises and compliments, you may get additional updates (acting cute). Don't scold and refuse to read pirated articles.
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