A birthday message for my wife, wishing my eternal little princess a happy birthday!
Short cookie, double cleanse, 1v1 sweet pet article, no brains and logic, so be it! (Akimbo + confident)
1. The cat demon Lianfeng calls herself the best heroine in the world. She is upright and will definitely draw a sword to help when there is injustice on the road. On this day, she saved a young man
This young man's talk was unusual and his origin was unknown. Lianfeng thought there must be something weird about him. After spending a few days with him, we went to Chang'an to play with him.
Unexpectedly, Lianfeng was besieged by bandits who robbed the mountain road on the way. The young man fanned himself gracefully: Hey, put down the knife, and talk to him if you have anything to say.
All the bandits knelt down: The third master!
The handsome gentleman is actually a big bandit? ! Lovers are stupid
2. The gentleman said that his name is Yang Xixuan and his courtesy name is Qi'ao. Lianfeng feels that he is insulting to Qi'ao. He is really not a gentleman. He is also lewd and licentious.
Lianfeng: Can you please stop calling me the third little lady?
Yang Xixuan: Okay, third little lady
Lianfeng: Bamboo pole spirit, please stop pestering me.
Yang Xixuan: Potato Spirit, you are short, dark, female and tiger, you don't know how to comb your hair, it is very dark, you have a knife protruding from your waist, and you have a very bad temper.
Lianfeng: Why are you so nice to your brother?
Yang Xixuan: If you want it too, I can give you one!
This guy really can't communicate.
Lianfeng: How should I repay my kindness?
Yang Xixuan: There is no need for a family to repay the favor. If you really want to, then the children will be yours to take care of from now on.
Child... Child...
I can't live this day! ! ! !
Who knew that Lianfeng was so obsessed with acting that he hooked up with one of his own?
Well, love is love, there is no use regretting it anyway
Intention: Daughter-in-law will always be happy and healthy