Bai Li spent five hundred years of leisurely and lazy life in heaven, but was demoted to earth for a mistake.
On the third day after his descent, he was hungry and finally understood a truth:
It is absolutely impossible to live in this world without money!
So Bai Li started his working career with tears in his eyes, walking on a tightrope at high altitudes, with rocks breaking on his chest. He was lamenting that it was not easy to make money these days; when he looked up, he saw that the most lively Xiaoxiang Tower in the city was recruiting high-paying piano players.
Isn't this the opportunity to make money?
"Hello, are you looking for a piano player here?" Bai Li showed the standard smile required for an interview.
"Oh, we don't hire men here." The boss looked him up and down, covered his mouth and said with a smile, "Why don't you dress up as a woman?"
Bai Li was speechless.
... It's not impossible to make money.
So he disguised himself as a woman, put on a veil, and became a popular violinist in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion.
One day, a dandy made a teasing comment, "Little lady, stay with me for one night, and these hundred taels of gold will be yours!"
Bai Li resisted the urge to agree.
But a reckless man suddenly jumped out of the crowd, took his hand, and said affectionately: "I'll take you away!"
Bai Li: This young master, who are you? Can you settle the bill first?
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Yan Zhao: Huh~
Yan Zhao: Why is it different from the scene in the storybook where the hero saves the beauty? Next, shouldn't she be extremely grateful to me and pledge herself to me?
Yan Zhao: She is so innocent and unpretentious, so different from the coquettish people outside!
Yan Zhao: Woman, you successfully caught my attention!
When Bai Li dressed up as a woman;
Yan Zhao was shy: Miss Bai, this hosta suits you well, I'll give it to you!
Yan Zhao was delighted: Miss Bai, what else do you like to eat? I'll buy it for you!
Yan Zhao blushed: Miss Bai, would you like to travel around the world with me?
After Bai Li fell off his horse;
Yan Zhao was angry: You are a big liar who cheats money and feelings! ! !
Bai Li: Brother, please understand, I am just a migrant worker who is short of money.
Yan Zhao was extremely angry and laughed: Can he do anything if he has enough money?
Bai Li: I'm not that kind of person!
Yan Zhao threw down a stack of banknotes expressionlessly.
Bai Li: What are your orders?
Bai Li said: I am not greedy for money, but he gave too much! ! !
Intention: Down to earth, refuse to be lazy and lazy!
