What? Is this the right wife for you?
Honeymoon? After a quarrel, I actually scratched my husband's back like a lava flow from a volcano. Is that a human claw?
It's clearly a tanuki fox demon that has transformed into a human form, and she's like a shrew!
What? Pretty? No matter how beautiful she is!
……
What? Haven't you just finished your honeymoon? Giving birth? Boy?
Lao Tian, is this your seed? Don't work for a long time to raise other people's children!
Pick a name? What is missing from the Five Elements?
Lao Tian, are you mentally ill? Is it your child? So caring.
Lao Tian turned green with anger and raised his fists.
"Okay? What's your birth date?"
"3:45 A. M. On July 1, 2013."
"The five elements are short of gold! Find a word with gold in it." Jiang Jun said impatiently. Most likely, Lao Tian's wife is interested in Lao Tian's money. Otherwise, how could any young and beautiful woman like Lao Tian be so cowardly? Jiang Jun thought secretly. Then I'll send you a golden letter!
"Why did you come out so quickly? Lao Jiang, you must have been fooled!"
"Believe it or not! Silly B! Can I still lie to you?"
The next evening.
When I woke up, I remembered the time we had a drink together last night and named each other.
Jiang Jun pondered over the "Book of Changes" again. Wow! The five elements are short of water! Make money!
The solution? Nine-nine-eighty-one reincarnations? Time reverses...
Now we are in big trouble!
"Du-du-du"
You should answer the phone quickly! Lao Tian!
"What? Have you chosen your name? Got your birth certificate too? Tian Xin?"
"Tian——Xin"
"Xin——Xin——Xin"
Lao Jiang's mind was buzzing. Who had the idea to create a character that was not enough to create one character, but three characters stacked on top of each other!
Intention: If the joke goes too far, the result will be a "miserable" character