Jiang Yan is a "scumbag" who travels through time and space. He has three bad principles: he doesn't take the initiative, refuses, and is not responsible. He always wanted to be a libertine among thousands of flowers, but in the end he became a stupid guy with a weak head who has been guarding a flower for thousands of years.
[The story of a crybaby and a streaker]
Crybaby: He was always around my sister and never looked at me.
Jiang Yan: Your selective blindness skill is pretty good.
[The story of a school bully and another school bully]
The school bully looked shy: The first time we met, he made me unable to get out of bed and walk~
Jiang Yan: I suspect you are engaging in pornography.
[The story of a gay and a woman]
Gay: I only like men, don't seduce me...
Jiang Yan: Haha, dog system! ! ! Come and explain why I became a woman!
[The story of an old movie king and a young director]
Veteran movie king: The director is so young and tender, I like it so much~
Jiang Yan: I am the biggest, I am super huge!
[The story of a reader who "loves learning" and an author who "loves writing"]
Reader's message: Damn, is there something wrong with what you wrote? Normal people can't do this posture at all.
Jiang Yan: Did I write this before? Hey~ Let me take a look, hey~ I'm so shy.
The writing is rubbish, written for fun
The author has a soft heart, don't attack the author
Intention: Things often go wrong in life
