The mean dog attacks the venomous and gentle (not) cat.
Attacker: Duan Xiuyi Sufferer: Yao Yuan
Fragment one
After finishing the college entrance examination, Duan Xiuyi wanted to dye his hair a new color and start a new life, so he came to the barber shop
Duan Xiuyi: "Uncle, dye it maple leaf color for me."
Uncle with bad ears: "What color should you dye yourself, a grown man?"
Duan Xiuyi: "..."
Start a new life plan bankruptcy.
Fragment 2
Wang Rui: "Brother Duan, why are you studying literature?"
Duan Xiuyi: "I'm good at science, so I came to study literature based on the principle of learning from each other's strengths."
Yao Yuan "Don't listen to his nonsense, his chemistry is like shit"
Duan Xiuyi: "...", I can't continue talking.
Purpose: Improve everyone's enthusiasm for learning