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Fang Yun, a female law student, once traveled through time and turned into an active female idol with an ant-like waist and cartoonish legs.
However, before Fang Yun could be happy, he was shocked by the black hot searches all over the screen. He had a sweet voice and a proud figure, but he was a top-notch emotional intelligence gutter.
It has only been three days since she participated in the romance drama "Spring Story" and she has been criticized for her "strength" and has become a trending topic. All the comments on the show are filled with comments from netizens - "Fang Yun, get out of the entertainment industry!"
Fang Yun... "Ok, fine~"
While the live broadcast of "Spring Story" was going on, Kuroko squatting in the live broadcast room fell silent.
When female guest No. 1, Who was assumed to be an innocent little white flower, cut her hand while cutting fruit, she bit her lip and cried in front of the camera.
Fang Yun was applying a facial mask nearby and said nonchalantly: I'll call 120 for you, and you can quickly go put on your makeup first.
Female guest No. 2, Who is also an idol, mentioned that Fang Yun has no representative works.
Fang Yun nodded in agreement: How does it look like you? You are still an amateur after many years of debut.
On the surface, he has a warm and masculine persona, but behind the scenes, the male guest No. 1, The flying actor, wants to have physical contact with Fang Yun.
Fang Yun: I'm sorry, I felt a little nauseous when I saw those salty pig hands.
Netizen:? ? ? Was Fang Yun taken away?
The program continues, and Fang Yun's poisonous tongue continues to output ing
Netizens also gradually became interested:
[Is Fang Yun mentally abnormal, just like me? Hahahaha.
[Variety show that Fang Yun brought me to talk about? Give it back to me (crawling around in darkness)!
[I'm really convinced, Fang Yun is really annoying! Never tire of watching it!
Fang Yun completely let himself go, and when his love song was on the hot search list, the entry scorned all the guests.
The anti-fans expressed their ignorance: Who said the vase was a facade? Come out and get beaten!
From the emotional lows to the sweethearts with sharp tongues, netizens are selling Amway crazily everywhere: come and see our Internet chatter!
Pre-receipt of the copy of "Zai Wa's Variety Show and She Becomes a Popularity":
Jiang Shuran had just graduated and was worried about work. When she woke up, she transformed into an 18th-tier actor with the same name.
She is married and has a daughter, and she is bound to the system and forced to take her child to a variety show.
The voice of the sinister system sounded:
Jiang Shuran's acting value is 0. During the variety show, she needs to obtain the intimacy value of the children's bubble in exchange for her acting value.
Jiang Shuran looked at the white and soft little dumpling next to him, blinked his eyes and opened a more "friendly" smile. Bubble was so frightened that he ran away on the spot.
System: "Intimacy value -3."
Jiang Shuran... Died.
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Jiang Shuran reluctantly put on the baby's breasts, racking her brains diligently at first, but finally began to doubt her life when the system called out "Intimacy Value -1", "Intimacy Value -4" and "Intimacy Value -3" incessantly and coldly.
The system's kind suggestion: Depending on the current situation, you can read books such as "Parenting Encyclopedia" and "Children's Psychology".
Jiang Shuran said she gave up her career: I can't be a good mother, I can only be myself!
In the children's house, other mothers take care of their children, playing golf and football, and the ballet violin is elegant and noble;
Jiang Shuran took her baby up the mountain, caught butterflies, climbed trees and picked wild fruits, played games, ate potato chips and watched cartoons.
Paopao was wearing a knitted hat and looked up at Chuchu in the tree. His round face was full of worry, and his childish voice shouted "Mom, be careful".
Jiang Shuran was lying on the sofa and fell asleep. Paopao walked on her short fat legs and tiptoed to pick up her beloved blanket.
Before the system had time to express its sincerity, it couldn't help but blurt out "Intimacy value +5", "Intimacy value +1", "Intimacy value +3"...
Even the audience watching in front of the screen were gradually swayed by the painting style of the mother and daughter.
The live broadcast room, which originally had sluggish traffic, has experienced a surge in popularity!
"Jiang Shuran, give my daughter back to me!" "This wave of reverse parenting is really unexpected." "Don't you advocate having children? I want this!"
Even a well-known parenting expert said: "Jiang Shuran has established an excellent relationship with her children."
Many reporters interviewed Jiang Shuran and even asked Jiang Shuran to talk about his parenting philosophy. Jiang Shuran said weakly: I said it was about letting yourself go. Do you believe it?
Intention: Only by never forgetting your original intention can you achieve success
