The shameless little Qingmei VS the indomitable and shameless big bamboo horse
She, Qin Qingqing, has made it her lifelong career to fall in love with her little bamboo horse.
He, because he mistakenly believed in a little lunatic, readily accepted 'evergreen' as a compliment.
There are two people, one is crazy and the other is ice-cold. They had a great time playing with themselves; they had a great time seeing everyone's jaws dropped; they had a great time playing together with everyone.
Everyone: That's what you think, who will be happy playing with you. You are so happy that we cannot imagine.
Small theater:
Qin Qingqing: Brother Lin, who is that 'everyone' above? I only remember that we had a puppy named Big Fat.
Lin Huaifeng: Well, maybe it's because Big Fatty recently got a girlfriend.
Qin Qingqing: Ah, ah, big fat. Although you finally know that the cabbage outside is better than at home, you can't be so irresponsible and act like a scumbag! Having a child out of wedlock is a sin.
Lin Huaifeng: Well, we didn't do a good job in prenatal education, so our family is unlucky!
Qin Qingqing: Then don't say it so straightforwardly, don't let the children hear it. Hurt 'everyone's' young hearts.
Lin Huaifeng: Don't worry Qingqing, the 'everyone' who is typing dares to write Qingshui Wen on Ajin, she has no heart, so she won't be sad.
Qin Qingqing: (thinking that even a fat man can give birth to a child) Oh, what a sin!
Intention: childhood sweethearts