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Q: What should I do if my daughter wants to be an actress?
A: Then I can only become a director.
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One day, a reporter asked Xiang Jiuyuan on stage: "What do you think of your father being a director?"
Xiang Jiuyuan thought for a while and said with a face that had not lost its baby fat: "I suspect that my father is Superman."
Reporter: "... Huh?"
"A magician is also very possible."
Reporter: "... It seems that Miss Xiang and Director Xiang have a very good relationship."
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Once the reincarnation boss Xiang Liuyuan returned to his own world, he picked up a baby wrapped in swaddling clothes in the snow and turned blue from the cold.
He felt compassion for a moment, picked up the child, and named her Jiuyuan...
Three-year-old Jiu Yuan was held by his father. He frowned and asked, "Why am I nine yuan?"
The aunt next to me who was choosing vegetables interjected: "Maybe it's because your dad earns six yuan, and you still have three yuan more than him."
The young Jiuyuan was confused and distressed and counted with his fingers: 12357...
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Of course, her father, who still had a conscience, changed one word for her when registering for household registration, but it did not change her fate of being called "Nine Yuan" since she was in kindergarten.
Five-year-old Jiuyuan: I hate my dad from today on.
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A flash of inspiration occurred on August 1, 2021, with screenshots.
Intention: Live actively and work hard!