What is it like to study at the Alliance Star Police Academy, commonly known as the "Madhouse"?
Yin Bing (anonymous): Thank you for the invitation. I am in a lunatic asylum. Here, the air conditioner is not allowed to be turned on in the summer, and I am not allowed to wear cotton-padded jackets in the winter. I can only drink ice water all year round! The most important thing is that there is no normal person here! Especially those in the student union, all those people! All! Madman!
Enthusiastic Netizen 1: People in the Star Police Academy have a very strong seventh sense and it is normal for their mental state to be unstable.
Enthusiastic Netizen 2: How dare you say bad things about our hospital? Does this mean you don't take our Information Department seriously? Reported, no thanks.
Enthusiastic Netizen 3: Classmate, the president asked you to go to the Student Affairs Office.
Yin Bing (anonymous):? ? ?
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People's policeman Yin Bing died gloriously in a special mission. When he woke up, he found that he had traveled to the future interstellar world.
Yin Bing, who once died young, said that he must take good care of his health in this life and strive to live to ninety-nine.
Unexpectedly, because of the high level of his seventh sense, Yin Bing, who had just grown up, was forcibly recruited into the Star Police Academy.
The good news is that she will have no worries about food and clothing throughout her life, and she will be able to retire at the age of twenty-seven, becoming a winner in life with money and leisure.
The bad news is that she probably won't live to be twenty-seven.
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With the belief that she would never give in to fate, Yin Bing quietly brought a cotton-padded jacket into the college and made a homemade heating kettle.
Unexpectedly, the good times did not last long. All these things were kicked out by Xi Feng, the student council president, and Yin Bing even wrote a thousands-word self-criticism.
Soon, Yin Bing couldn't stand a student union leader who bullied freshmen, so she threw tomato soup in his face in the cafeteria.
Unexpectedly, she was caught red-handed by Xi Feng who came to have lunch and was fined to clean the swimming pool for a week.
Yin Bing: "..." Xi Feng, right? I remember you.
One day while cleaning, I happened to meet Xi Feng's class coming for swimming lessons.
Yin Bing got angry when he saw Xi Feng, and said in a strange way: "Oh, what kind of wind has brought our distinguished president here?"
Yin Bing was seen staring straight at Xi Feng, who had changed his clothes and was about to get into the water, with two lines of nosebleeds slowly flowing down.
Everyone: "..."
Yin Bing: ... Do you believe me when I say I got angry due to a cold?
Hot topics in the college forum the next day:
#Freshmen openly provoking the student president, is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? #
#College atmosphere needs to be rectified urgently#
Since then, the relationship between Yin Bing and Xi Feng has been officially concluded.
Concept: After ten years of drinking ice, it is difficult to cool the hot blood
