"Strong man, are you cultivating immortality?
Find out more about Zhuangzhuangmen! "
"Never heard of it? It doesn't matter! We have the best team of teachers, the best training manual, the most natural accommodation conditions, and the highest treatment for teachers. Choose physical cultivation, choose Zhuangzhuang Sect.
Give you the most considerate guidance on cultivating immortality. The eldest brother has encountered a pure Yang system for the first time in a century, and he is responsible for the goalposts. The second senior brother's cooking skills are amazing. Here, there is no need to endure the torture of fasting. The third senior brother…"
"That one? Uh... That's... The sect master."
"No, no, no, warrior. How could our sect master be a ghost? This is slander! It's jealousy! It's a rumor!"
"No! Strong man! Strong man! Don't leave! Our sect master is not a ghost! Nor is he crazy!"
——Remember the 132nd enrollment failure of Zhuangzhuangmen.
Also known as "What to do if the sect leader is a ghost", "The plan to help the senior brother to get a higher position", "Chen Congyi is crazy about criticism", "It's the sect leader's fault for not being able to recruit students"
Demining: The male protagonist is sick, a serious illness. There is no CP, it is not time travel, there is no system, it is not rebirth.
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Purpose: Self-save and heal life