The official title of this article: "The Immortal Caressing the Cat's Top, Sterilization for Immortality" The Immortal Attacks the Cat and the Demon Suffers, a sweet text before going to bed.
A long time ago, as a young man in ragged clothes, he looked at Bai Yujing in the sky and swore: "One day, I will tear this immortal sky to pieces."
Next to him was a skinny black cat digging for earthworms in the soil.
Later, the young man became an immortal, destroyed the immortal way, and became the incarnation of the immortal way, the co-lord of heaven and earth, the indomitable commander, and the commander, and he had to join in the evil deeds of the immortals.
And the briquette cat also ascended through the back door and became a decoration on the fairy palace.
Rumors spread all over the place. Everyone said that Si Ming had a sweetheart cat in the mortal world. At this time, the sweetheart finally became an immortal, and the two immortals never knew what the world was like.
Si Ming couldn't bear it anymore and finally said at the immortal banquet: "Xuanyuan! Xuanyuan! Forget it... Briquettes! Come out and take a few steps!"
Everyone saw a black round eggplant rolling out with short toothpick legs.
Siming: "Coal briquettes, change back."
Everyone saw that this chubby kitten turned into a fat man with cat ears weighing 300 pounds, and he was also a father-in-law.
Even though he has become an immortal and has witnessed the changes in the world, this eye-catching scene is rare in the world.
Siming nodded secretly, thinking that this way, no one would spread any rumors that he had any kind of relationship with his father-in-law.
Unexpectedly, instead of stopping the rumors, the messages about Siming in the Immortal World Forum became more and more intense:
"Da Siming likes the fat house with cat ears."
"Da Siming likes pigs:)."
"Da Siming is wearing a red mandarin duck bellyband of size XXXXXL."
Siming: "?????????? You!"
Si Ming remained silent and just kept talking to his cat: "Baby, why did you turn into a three hundred catty fat pig? The baby didn't mean to say that you are not cute. The three hundred catty baby is also very cute..."
The three-hundred-jin fat man who couldn't understand human speech made a masterful Banqiao: "?"
Siming: "... Vomit... The baby's father just vomited. He didn't say anything about the baby. It means that the father has too many things recently and can't bear it. It's not that the father is disgusted by the baby and the baby..."
Fatty rolled on the floor with his back, his hands formed into fists and he grasped the air, and said softly: "Meow. O_O"
Si Ming finally couldn't hold it any longer: "Baby, please lose weight! Baby, please lose weight! Baby, please lose weight!"
Later, Piggy gained correct human aesthetics and changed his form, but he would still roll on the ground and act coquettishly to his master in a long voice.
[Disclaimer] [XP article, Ledo, read with caution and don't curse.
(There may be readers who read this in the past. Let me tell you, you know, an old friend who was a migrant worker who couldn't help himself, was in a high position, looked tired, and had to work to keep the heavens running.)
Concept: Kittens are cute and everyone keeps kittens
