One.
Jiang: "As a straight man, I wrote a guide for everyone."
Everyone: "What kind of guide? Tell us about it."
Jiang: "That is - Qiang Qiang Qiang's "Textbook for Straight Men"."
Crowd: "What, you don't have anything in your hands."
Jiang: "Ah haha... I was torn apart by my boyfriend."
Crowd: "...(No one shows affection like you)"
Two.
Crowd: "Have you heard? Those two finally had a fight!"
A: "Thank God, I have been showing affection all day long..."
B: "Shush, he's coming."
C: "Jiang Ling, I heard that you two had a quarrel?"
Jiang: "Ah? It's nothing. It's just that he won't let me get close to other women."
A: "Aren't you the famous steel man in our No. 1 Middle school? How can you bend as hard as you want?"
Crowd: "That's right!"
Jiang: "Well... Maybe I will keep my word!"
Crowd: "..."
Someone, come and save our school grass, it has been bent into a spring!
Three.
A certain girl: "... Jiangling! I, I... I like you!"
Jiang: "Ah, thank you."
Intention:.
